The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Tiny Elevator
Pigfarmer Jr

I crashed Christmas at the North Pole
I highly recommend it, if you want to go
Stomach aches abound with all the candy there
There is nothing like it anywhere

Got to see the showroom with the brightest lights
All the brand new toys always wrapped just right
And then I was invited to see the shop below
I got so damn excited that I would get to go

Now I'm not too tall
I'm only five foot five
But I could never fit
At least not while alive
In that god damn, mother fucking tiny elevator
In that god damn, mother fucking, tiny elevator

All the tiny elves love to sing and dance
And you know I'd join them if I had the chance
But when the doors opened and they all jumped in
I was left all alone with a fading grin

Now I'm not too tall
I'm only five foot five
But I could never fit
At least not while alive
In that god damn, mother fucking tiny elevator
In that god damn, mother fucking, tiny elevator
In that god damn, mother fucking, tiny elevator

Berkeley Social Scene

Intro G Em x2

Verse G Em D C
Stuck in a box, it’s a rollercoaster ride,
Up and down til I’m mystified

Pre C

Chorus Bm ‘D G ‘Em
Tiny elevator, take me high
To the top where I can thrive
Tiny elevator, take me high
I've been waiting all my life

Post D C

Neon lights flicker in my eyes
Trapped in a cage you don’t realize
Another floor and I’m losing my mind
No way out, left my hopes behind

Pre C

Chorus Bm ‘D G ‘Em
Tiny elevator, take me high
To the top where I can thrive
Tiny elevator, take me high
I've been waiting all my life

Post D C

Am G D D

Stuck in a box, it’s a rollercoaster ride,
Can’t get off, can’t run, can't hide.