The Song Fight Bulletin Board

by Johnny Cashpoint & Andy Balham
j$ - the sings, bass, whistle, keys, Kaossilator & drum programming
Andy Balham - Guitar
Features samples from the Lovely Eggs' 'Things' and the 'Boner Jams 08!!' podcast by Shawn Williams

Way back in 2008
When I could still stand up straight
And not flop at slightest prompt
It was a fine old time.

Seventeen long years ago
I put on my stand-up show
Anyone could have a go
But I was sub-prime.

Little did I know
I'm not the man I think I am
Little did I know
I am a gammon, look at my ham

Look at it!

Now in the modernity
Everywhere all around me
Visions of mortality
Is all I can see.

I'm like Quentin Tarantino
Sub-editing for The Beano
Childhood dreams must be let go
Someone set me free!

Oh, how times have changed
getting a semi is academic
When you can smell the
Aroma of epidemic ...

Boner Jamz 08
Pigfarmer Jr

Beginning to think you don't love me
Only a feeling I'm starting to feel
Never been one to start crying
Ever the heart just trying to heal
Renewing expectation

Just an ordinary Monday
As I drown in the memories
Making excuses for being
Zombies of the century

Being the target of hatred
Once was a love turning wrong
Needing to end what was sacred
Ending on a line in a song
Rebuking mediation

Just an ordinary Monday
As I drown in the memories
Making excuses for being
Zombies of the century

'08 was a really bad year
'08 was a really bad year
'08 was a really bad year
'08 was a really bad year

Boner Jamz 08
roymond

I’ll wash your clothes
I’ll mow your lawn
I’ll fix your bike, your roof, fill chimney cracks
Till they’re all gone

I’ll cut your hair
And do the dishin’
I want to see, you smile, and sigh
And know what you’re not missin’

Cause when the boner jamz starts playin’
My god, what were we thinkin’
If the boner jamz is playin’
Why don’t we?

I’ll walk your dog
I’ll pet your cat
I’ll even feed that spidy thing
Now what’s up with that?

I’ll call you friends
You call the rest
We’ll say you’re feeling sorta down
They’ll say “just rest”

But when the boner jamz starts playin’
The only thing that I’m thinkin’
Is that the boner jamz is playin’
So why don’t we?

why don’t we?

Berkeley Social Scene
Geech- Drums
Ken- melodic guitar
Martyr- Bass
glennny- rhythm guitar, slide guitar, vocals, lyrics

Who knew that man's best friend
was a raging salmon?
He'd have to go and pitch a tent
with a twig and berries.
it's not so scary

Boner
you're not the only one
who knows you're there
only lonely
until Rosie shows
how much she cares.
Love's true arrow

It wets where it tickles
and tickles where it wets
don't deny everything you've got
or any "need to gets"
plug in the outlet

Boner
you're not the only one
who knows you're there
only lonely
until Rosie shows
how much she cares.

WE've been jamming since 2008
it's never been too complicated
morning glory at full salute
the sturdy stallion is resolute

Boner
you're not the only one
who knows you're there
only lonely
until Rosie shows
how much she cares.
Love's true arrow