The Song Fight Bulletin Board

By Johnny Cashpoint & Andy Balham
Features a drum sample from Soft Play's 'Isaac Is Typing'
J$ - bass, keys, The Sings
Andy Balham - guitar

You have got an oral fixation
Too many massive cocks round here
Mouth wide enough to blow the nation?
It would still take you years and years

I don’t care at all
How you get your thrills
Watching empires fall
Is all that pays my bills

You have got an anal fixation
So many big assholes around here
It’s going to take some real patience
To locate the biggest rear

I don’t care at all
How you get your thrills
Watching empires fall
Is all that pays my bills

Fixation …
Fixation …

You have got a phallic fixation
Helluva lot of enormous dicks
Can’t decide which one’s the biggest?
Try them out for size; take your pick

I don’t care at all
How you get your thrills
Watching empires fall
Is all that pays my bills.

Lyrics by Matt Liffengren, a guy I wrote some songs with back in 1984, and recently reconnected with via what's left of Facebook. Music and performance by King Arthur.

When we wake up at the break of day
When we lie down in the dark of night
I think about you every step of the way
I’ll be thinking of you.

When I’m workin’ I can’t concentrate
I’d rather be alone at home with you
Any time, it’s never too late
To be thinking of you.

I’m not gonna turn my eyes toward any temptation
Babe, you got to realize the depth of this fixation,
My fixation.

When I’m home alone and you’re not there
I picture your face, I whisper your name
Grab my guitar and I pull up a chair
‘Cause I’m thinking of you.

Fixation
Pigfarmer Jr

I have an obsession
With the girl sitting next to me
A preoccupation
And I'm feeling so empty
An infatuation
I can't stop thinking of her
I think I'm in love
Yes, I'm sure!

She's my temptation
I love this sensation
No hesitation

It's an addiction
I'll waste away all my years
I need a subscription
She could be my career
A sly fascination
I can't get her off my mind
I think I'm in love
She melts my spine!

She's my temptation
I love this sensation
No hesitation

She's my temptation
I love this sensation
No hesitation
Fixation

Was this truth?
Was it a sodden thing rotting in the sun
Even as we pulled back its onion layers?

In the seconds between the
Flash of recognition in your face
And the cool regret of uncertain failures

I felt the ground shifting between my feet
As if chemically something were up
In the soil of our filth empire

My love, my fixation
I don't need to underscore
I think I see you on vacation
You're a mirage I can't ignore

Just my luck
I'd crawl through this hot air duct to get to you
But it's locked
I'll have to walk through the door like a normal person

Tangentially I can't see
What we wanted to be as a possibility in the first place
Maybe it's worse to save face through all this tension

My heart, my frustration
Gazing out into the void
Have you left me at the station?
Did it make me paranoid?

My love, my fixation
I don't need to underscore
I see you on my vacation
Like a mirage I can't ignore