The Song Fight Bulletin Board

By Johnny Cashpoint

I made a video
A sexy video
You can see it all, even my big balls
In my video - oh no!

I did a video
A YouTube video
Wanted lots of hits, so included all my bits
On the video, here we go!

Don't know why it seemed to be a good idea at the time
(video, video, video fever)
Pornographic fever must have taken hold of my poor mind
(video, video, video fever)

I made a video
A flashy video
Lots of flabby flesh, and an awful lot less,
In my video - on show

I took my video
A Porno video
Put it up on pornhub,for all the chubby rubbers,
Oh my video, good to go

For one moment vide fever must of clouded up my mind
(video, video, video fever)
Now I’ve got the lowest rated pornhub movie of all time
(video, video, video fever)

I wanted to be famous, be a star, so towed social media line
Left me feeling antisocial, down so low for all time …

Taking over the world, one bad wank at a time
Video fever will yank your lever and you will be mine.

Video Fever
by Brown Word and the Big Whine

I seen my face on the video screen
N don't remember ever bein' there

They got me drinking with a blanked out look
Throwing hands, falling down, taking off my pants

Viral - I got video fever
Prime time making a fuss
Cameras on the hunt they watchin' everything
They caught me at my worst or maybe my best
Video Fever man I'm gonna be sick
Video Fever let's film it for kicks

Look I guess somebody made me a meme
What in the heck?
Now I got my own coin and I ain't seen a single cent
What in the fk is goin' on?

Oh I got video fever
Prime time infecting the mind
Broadcast across these many time zones
My presence enters the digital consciousness
Video fever - they're crazy about me
Video fever - I'm influenc-y (and mildy famous)

(Haa haa haa etc)

Video Fever - The Pannacotta Army

VHS or Betamax
Power up the machine
Feed a tape into the slot
Certified eighteen

Night and day
I keep pressing play for the thrill

Video fever
Can’t take my eyes off the screen
Video fever
I watch every scene
Video fever
An addict hooked on a drug
Video fever
I can’t get enough

Checking out the horror racks
For my next zombie fix
No one cares if the acting sucks
Cos it’s an apocalypse

It’s a sideshow of gore
But I’m dying for more

Video fever
Can’t take my eyes off the screen
Video fever
Rewind the scene
Video fever
An addict hooked on a drug
Video fever
I can’t get enough