The Song Fight Bulletin Board

By Johnny Cashpoint

Features a drum sample from Philip Katerine's 'Liberté'

You have been caught
Out by my so witty retort.
Mocking your jorts
Was just meant to be fine sport.
Don't take offence
At jokes made at your expense.
In my defence,
Did not think it’d make things tense.

Your response is to retaliate;
Pull your jorts down, wave ass in my face

We could have fought
And it would've come to naught.
A truth’s been taught -
Humour is the last resort.
You see me sport
A spanking new pair of jorts -
I have been caught
Out by my own witty retort!

See me wander round all over town
In my sexy shorts, a prancing clown

(Hoisted by my own petard) x5


ICYDK - Jorts, a definition

Witty Retort by DC Prox

A throne for you and a thought for me
The thing about freedom is it ain’t free

I only have myself to blame
I thought I was winning but it wasn’t a game

(keep that witty retort to yourself)

It was a lesson I had to learn
There’s just so many ways to get burned

It was a canyon I tried to cross
It wasn’t a game but I still lost

(keep that witty retort to yourself)

It’s not a lesson you ever learned
And now look how the tables have turned

A throne for you and a thought for me
I guess it’s just how it’s gotta be

(keep that witty retort to yourself)

Witty Retort by timtambit

It’s not something I like to think of
but it’s something I can’t forget
and I don’t look back in anger
just regret

I don’t know if you could see it
or if you even cared
a witty retort at the tip of your tongue
so prepared

This is not a confession
It’s just something on my mind
It’s just something that I think of...

You didn’t always mean to hurt me
I didn’t always care
both of us were to blame, but
it wasn’t always fair

I think we both want a clean break
But one of us can’t let go
There will always be a tension
Coz we both know

This will not be a reunion
It’s just a thing we have to do
It’s just something that you wanted...

It’s the last time that you’ll see me
I’m leaving it behind
I hope you have a good life
now I’ll live mine

I’m not here for forgiveness
It’s just something on my mind
It’s just something that I think of...

sometimes...