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All Skate by Jay String (featuring Me$$iah)

A life of no extremes, you're never sky-high but no lows, and
you always freewheel, auto-pilot, switch to cruise control

I don't deny it's worth a try but can't you understand
The wolf is at the door once more, it's time you took a stand,

(All skate, no push) Well that's no good
'cos the world will still find a way to get to you
(All skate no push) Well that sounds good, but it's no good,
Yes that feels good, but it's no good, no good

Nothing can upset you because nothing can connect but
When will you accept that there's a world outside your head?

Locked down in your bolthole so there's nowhere new to go - if you
Always take it easy, then you feed the status quo

(Life is indiscriminate, but that's what makes your life so damn good)

Hide's no good 'cos the world will still find a way to get to you
(All Skate, No Putch) Illusion, self-delusion might feel good but it's no good
Hide's no good 'cos the world will still find a way to get to you
It's no good, it's no good

Song Fight Orchestra

All Skate

We all skate,
We all skate yeh.

Well you'd think that that I'd be happy,
Since I got my flash Jalopy,
But the sciences not arrived,
So my car doesnt drive
And ever since I've owned,
This vintage vehicle of mine,
All the oil in the wells,
Its all been running dry.

We all skate,
We all skate yeh
We all skate
we all skate to work

THORNBERRY

All Skate

Will All the Children
Please Take You're Mother's Hand
Its Time To Skate In Romance
Will All the Couples
Gaze in Your Lovers Eyes
It's Time to Find Out Why

You've Got a Job To Do

And Now the Light
That Holds No Spite
Uliminate
For ALl To Skate
Let The Crowd
Show Their Delight
Let the Light Shine Bright

All Skate

Will All the Parents
Rest Your Worried Minds
All of The Children Are Fine
Will All the Kids
Both Crazy and Sane
Please Sit and Bide Your Time


-Thornberry

<i>Phunt Your Friends "All Skate",
a parody of "<a href="http://www.songfight.org/music/feet/san ... 3">Feet</a>" by Sandcastle Surgery.</i>

I stood up on my naked feet;
they were calloused from the earth.
I cut my nails, I stretched my toes,
and fiddled with Vic Firth.

But when I strolled into the kitchen
to get a fix myself a plate,
my wife, my kid, my superid
said that everyone should skate.

Oh, everyone needs to skate.
Mmm, everyone needs to skate.
When your tired toes are takin' blows,
it just fills you up with hate.

Oh, everyone needs to skate.
Make sure you always lubricate.
Don't be like that pedestrian;
he's only temptin' fate.

[gets lost in a cave]

I looked inside, but all I saw
was Lauren all around.
Searchin' for some treasure chest,
but she was all I found.

I cussed and cried; I screamed and died,
and fell down on the floor.
I opened up my eyes again,
and then I saw what for.

Oh, cuz everything equals Kate.
Everything equals Kate.
I may be misusing algebra,
but it won't cooperate.

Oh, cuz everything equals Kate.
I don't know how to elaborate.
Oh, oqopodobo, beep beep boop,
robots can't scat cuz they have no soul.


Aw, scooby dooby doo-wop bip bop bow,
hammida llama nama fricka frocka froo.