The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Hooker Pumps (NSFW)
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Are you having problems with hookers? Are they too thin?

"She turns to her side and disappears; I can't stick no hooker that's disappearded."

Tiny?

"When my member enters her VIP room, I'm always bounced at the door."

Shribbilerary?

"It's like someone ate her muffin tops without opening the shrinkwrap."

Well it's time to quit your plaguing, and get inflating -- with Hooker Pumps!


** Jingle **
When your hooker is too small
to fit your berries or your log
plug our nozzle into her rump and
pump her up until she's plump


Hooker Pumps. They're not natural, but neither is your relationship with women.

Hooker Pumps
by Phunt Caravan Ray

strike the scrum...
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strike the scrum...

NRL
This could be the turning point of the game...

NRL
I would wear no. 2 on my back for you
NRL
I would feed your lineout, I would be your rake
NRL
I've got 15 metres of available head waiting for you
NRL
And I never ever ever ever cavitate
Never
Hooker Pump
he's been hit by Steven Williams right around the testicle around the chest
Never
Hooker Pump
around the testicle around the chest Never
Hooker Pump
around the testicle around the chest
Never
Hooker Pump

Hooker Pumps
by WreckdoM


I’m lookin’ real good in my hooker pumps
A pink tube top and my hair in a bun
Patent leather boots goin’ up my thighs
And beneath my miniskirt there’s a big surprise
IthinkshesadudemanIthinkshesadudemanIthinkshesadudeman,
What should I do?
IthinkshesadudemanIthinkshesadudemanIthinkshesadudeman,
What should I do?
The Venus with the penis and the stubby chin
Jus gimme 20 dollas and the fun begins
You see my hooker pumps and you start to think
“Now just exactly how much have I had to drink?”
IthinkshesadudemanIthinkshesadudemanIthinkshesadudeman,
What should I do?
IthinkshesadudemanIthinkshesadudemanIthinkshesadudeman,
What should I do?
Hooker pumps, red lips and sweeeet perfume
The hotel down the street has a special room
My black satin teddy I’ll be lookin’ so fine
And we’ll see what’s yours and we’ll see what’s mine!
IthinkshesadudemanIthinkshesadudemanIthinkshesadudeman,
What should I do?
IthinkshesadudemanIthinkshesadudemanIthinkshesa.....dude...........man,
What should I do?
Nobody needs to know