The Song Fight Bulletin Board

we used to have one of these threads where people linked every songfight song they've ever been a part of, and it was cool.

let's do it again.

Ok, but can we do it tomorrow, am pretty tired right now.

Man I would play but Glenn Case and Johnny Cashpoint will totally destroy me with their gigantic cocks.

that's a strange way to put it....

shreds - brody*
so aggravating - alfred e. shrub
red flag - brody*
too goth to rock - jack shite
the blue signal - jack shite*
level best - jack shite
birthdays and breakups - brody
birthdays and breakups - yokels only (with blue)
so long atticus - brody*
so long atticus - the mockingbirds (with marcus kellis)
sunny again - captain emo
a variation on 2 - jack shite
gonna be your man - la playa caballeros (with chris c. and spud)
mumbo jumbo - evermind (i played drums for evermind)
unless i change my mind - brody
bad attraction - jack shite
need stilts - IRC all stars (with a whole bunch of IRC folks)
need stilts - biggie shite and the songfight boy band (i produced it)
what we need more of is science - brody
accelerator - insects ahead (with glenn case)
thunderstorm - jack shite
step up - jack shite
step up - jefferson (i produced e money solo)
foam rubber - the krispy kremes (with glenn case)
more than soup - jack shite
violet wants it her way - jack shite (with glenn and rachael)
please don't call me ken - jack's super duper band n' stuff (with blue, glenn, and ken)
house in my head - rachael lane (i played congas and mixed it)
i don't believe you - mojack (with mo and glenn case)
put cindy back on the bus - a rich king's fat jester (with starfinger)
merry christmas - jack shite (with obscurity)
dog without warning - jack shite
spalding gray is missing - jack shite (with niveous)
back from brazil - KC and the sunshine boys (with jon eric and casey)
lizard wizard - W2 and the temps (with jim of seattle, roy castle, motherfunker, and a few others)
across the dusty plains - jack shite (with ken)
boarding call - jack shite
nicely toasted - jack daniels
third string - jack shite
gettin all sweaty - jack shite
mission accomplished - jack shite
there are so many possibilities - jack shite (with phil and heather)
thanks for coming - jack shite
please the pig - brody
let it be - jack shite
let it be - yoko oh no! (with johnny cashpoint and andre)
keep in touch - jack shite
under the wagon - jack shite*
quentin tarantino - johnny in the corner (with johnny cashpoint)
jimmy hat - johnny in the corner (with johnny cashpoint)
can't take our love away - c hack (i did percussion and harmony vocals)
por favor - jack shite
secret ceremony - johnny in the corner (with johnny cashpoint)
gift with purchase - the bloody hams (with ken, leaf, bolio, and puce)*
new sex - the glatex love (with johnny cashpoint)
zero to phantom - the iron clef*
piece of my heat - the bloody hams (with ken, leaf, bolio, and puce)
run faster - jack shite
hope you're ok - hedafine (with leaf and the hip cola)
the wrong girl - jack shite
glass eye - the songfight orchestra
naked on the meach - jack shite
punk bartender - the molsen twins (with leaf and johnny cashpoint)
let's go boy - preparation H
pasty white man - luco brazzi (with brad sucks)
pasty white man - the molsen twins (with leaf and johnny cashpoint)
a & a - the bloody hams (with ken, leaf, bolio, and puce)
don't break my heart george lucas - the jet eye (with the hip cola)
courage - jack shite
mean to me - johnny in the corner (with johnny cashpoint)
what's in it for me - the songfight orchestra
funeral director - johnny in the corner (with johnny cashpoint)
rattle - japantown three (with future boy and blue)*

*winners

http://songfight.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=31206#31206



ROCK!

Glenn (DR FUNK)

c.layne
between the rain
blueberry hassle winner!! *u*
boarding call
devils live in a quiet pond
dizzy spells
fight the sea
hope you're okay
run faster
she's on my mind
silent pipe
start over
that's not what i need
the gutter
third string

c.layne feat. revel yth
less of you winner!!

revel yth with c.layne
here comes my dragon

officer jackdaw and the worthwhile chainsaws
here comes my dragon omg, multiple entries!!!!

f-bomb feat. big rod
i want to get better

weeee!

I am bored:

15-16 puzzle: Secrets
15-16 puzzle: Floating Bridge
15-16 puzzle: Rot To Fill
15-16 puzzle: On My Block
15-16 puzzle: Hotel
15-16 puzzle: World Of Screens
15-16 puzzle: Grandfather Sword
15-16 puzzle: Bad Dreams
15-16 puzzle: Last Date
15-16 puzzle: Postcard
15-16 puzzle: Criminal Charges
15-16 puzzle: Funny Enough For You
15-16 puzzle: Back To The Airplanes
15-16 puzzle: Cemetery
You Pour a Pearl: Girls Who Park in Cars (Driveway Seed)
You Pour a Pearl: Don't Fix It
15-16 puzzle: Don't Fix It
15-16 puzzle: Not This Time
You Pour a Pearl: Dinner for One
15-16 puzzle: Let's Get Naked
15-16 puzzle: Cancer
15-16 puzzle: Birthdays And Breakups
IRC All Stars: Variation on Two (vocals, guitar)
15-16 puzzle: Gonna Be Your Man
Hoblit vs Open Mic Night: Gonna Be Your Man (bass)
15-16 puzzle: Mumbo Jumbo
IRC All Stars: Mumbo Jumbo (songwriter, guitar)
15-16 puzzle: Unless I Change My Mind
15-16 puzzle: Please Don't Call Me Ken
15-16 puzzle: Fire Bomb (played the song that jb wrote)
John Benjamin Band: Fire Bomb (wrote the song that jb played)
15-16 puzzle: That's Not What I Need
Sissy Fist: Hold This For Me (vocals)
15-16 puzzle: Twelve Monkeys
Ulysses: Adam & Steve (songwriter)
Sissy Fist: A Day in the Life (vocals)
15-16 puzzle: WTF
You Pour a Pearl: Cur
15-16 puzzle: Left/Right
15-16 puzzle: Red Skates
Jim Varney All Stars: Run Faster
15-16 puzzle: Fell Out of the Sky
You Pour a Pearl: When it Snowed
15-16 puzzle: The Truth About Aspartame
Song Fight Orchestra: Digital Chimera
Father Bingo: Tanker Truck (lyrics)

I am boring - still. updated list in

http://songfight.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=31206#31211

100 songs.

RED ZERO ~ (originally as “TJ’S Chillum)
I WANT TO GET BETTER ~ Leaf 62
UPCOMING DOWNTIME ~Leaf 62
ACROSS THE DUSTY PLAINS ~Leaf 62
DANGER BUS ~Leaf 62
NICELY TOASTED ~Leaf 62
THIRD STRING ~Leaf 62 /Joe Skogan
SHE’S ON MY MIND ~Leaf 62
GETTIN ALL SWEATY ~Leaf 62/Bonafide
TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS ~Leaf 62
HOLD THIS FOR ME ~ Leaf 62 /Dana & Shane
SAY THE WORD ~Leaf 62 /Duffy & Matt H.
WTF ~Redcar WINNER
DIZZY SPELLS ~Leaf 62 / Duffy
IN THE DITCH ~Trippy Leaves
CHAINSAW ~with C. Hack
JIMMY HAT ~Redcar
GIFT WITH A PURCHASE ~ The Bloody Hams WINNER
DARK ALL DAY ~with Bell Green and Andy Balham
NEW SEX ~ Redcar WINNER
RED SKATES ~ Leaf 62
PIECE OF MY HEAT ~ The Bloody Hams
BLOCK CITY ~ Leablit WINNER
HOPE YOUR OKAY ~ Hedefine
PREP SCHOOL ~SFO
WE ARE ALL FAMOUS ~Leaf 62
GALLOWS HILL ~ Caravan Leaf
MAN SPEAKING GERMAN ~Beef Animals
PUNK BARTENDER ~ The Molsen Twins
PASTY WHITE MAN ~ The Molsen Twins
SAINT PETER ~The Frontalittle Squad (not entered though….)
A&A ~ The Bloody Hams
BASEBALL V.S. OPERA ~ Boon Liver ~fm's pick...I found that totally cool!!
LOOKING GOOD IN HAND-ME-DOWNS ~Boon Liver WINNER
CHANCE ~ Boon Liver WINNER
PINK SKIRT ~ Gert WINNER
I HATE YOU ~Gert WINNER
ONE LESS ~ Gert
TIGER LILY ~ Big Mouth

37 fights (not including the unentered St. Peter's....)

Covers:

15-16 Puzzle’s “TWELVE MONKEYS”
Eddie Bangs’ “WTF”
Starfinger’s “Space Cadet” with Redcar
Octothorpe’s “Skyline” with Sweetleaves

And I once did a sidefight but missed the deadline for Phil Redmon’s “The One”…but it was a kick ass tune…
Not enough time to do enough tunes....

Edit: see updated list here:
http://heuristicsinc.com/songfight.shtml
-bill

in the interests of teaching leaf about heuristics... ok, maybe not. but here's a list:

as heuristics inc.:
1 what we need more of is science (with virus factory)
2 space cadet
3 accelerator
4 step up
5 happy machine ankle (with tapegerm)
7 hold my calls
8 violet wants it her way (with tapegerm)
10 soft orange glow
13 fight the sea (with blue and starfinger)
15 thanks for coming
20 gift with purchase
22 dark all day (with tapegerm)
23 we are all famous

in brainpipe:
6 angry all over
9 i don't believe you
18 chainsaw
step up remake

in dollar bill & the inkpoints:
11 goodbye monster
12 upcoming downtime
17 under the horse
21 chaos vs. order

wrote lyrics:
14 lunkhead's less of you

in mechanical mayhem:
16 sincerity machine

in suave noise youth:
19 gin or ginseng

sidefights:
what the hell are you doing
trashwagon (with tapegerm)

covers:
dre's between the rain
j$'s don't forget to come to my house on wednesday
octothorpe/glenn case's metal klepto
noah mclaughlin's everybody now remake (production and synths)
the archies' sugar sugar
tom lehrer's the elements

loops used in chop shop: (i'm not sure now which of these used my loops)
dog without warning ?
fire bomb ?
paper cuts and spilling guts ?
cur ?

i think that's everything.
total # tracks: 32
total time: 95:07
(these two not including chopshop)
-bill

dan bailey
angry all over
standing in the circle

dan the apathetic
dirty chucks
soft orange glow

his name is dan the apathetic
dog without warning
tomorrow is almost over

his name is dan - the main one
dizzy spells
goodbye monster
martians are going to eat us
policy of rape
short life
sincerity machine
that's not what i need
third string
waiting takes time

the al gore band which everyone seems to hate
brother in law
red zero

as part of the suave noise youth
there are so many possibilities (entered as noise. with niveous)

miss teen universe with r. mosquito
big disco

for which i wrote the lyrics:
future boy's third string

i've actually listened to the al gore band's 'red zero' several times.

c.layne wrote:i've actually listened to the al gore band's 'red zero' several times.

i think it was "brother in law" that everyone hated the most. that fight was not a pretty one. i cringe to think about that week.

you should hear the song I didn't submit to that fight. very, very bad taste.

A Variation On Two
Adam & Steve (as Ulysses, with 15-16 Puzzle)
Birthdays And Breakups
Fear is Free
Fire Bomb (as brideofsupercar)
Gonna Be Your Man
Goodbye Monster (with the Frontalittle Squad)
I Meant to Remember (with the IRC All-Stars)
Let's Go Boy
Look Good in Black
Moscow, Idaho
Mumbo Jumbo
Put Cindy Back On The Bus (as Mkilly)
Red Flag
Shreds
So Aggravating
So Long, Atticus
The Spirit World (as Theophilus Monk, my side project)
Straw Man
Twenty One
Waiting Takes Time (written by Johnny Cashpoint)
Why Are You Making Me Kick You Out?

mkilly wrote: The Spirit World (as Theophilus Monk, his side project)

referring to yourself in the third person, Marcus? Quick, nurse, the screens

j$

fixed. there's a reason it was like that, which shall be posted about soon.

For some reason I decided to make a list of all my songfights on my own site. Surprisingly I have actually contributed to 38 fights. I had no idea!

http://heuristicsinc.com/songfight.shtml

Actually if I missed something, let me know.
-bill

I know I won't be able to top you guys, but why not?

Andrew Reist
Crack In My Heart
Bitter Orange
S____ Rock (didn't end up getting posted)
Not Exactly Normal
Clouds Were Touching The Ground

Our Dog
Wedding Song
Livin' At The Corner Of Dude And Catastrophe

Otalgia
Pink Ribbon (not entered)

Kristin/JTrain
Late For Babies
Beauty Is A Burden
History Of My Broken Heart

Jolly Roger
Sufficiently Intoxicated
Peppermint Patty
Rate of Decay
Saving Throw
Stairway To the Moon
Influential Film
Blank Stare
Terror In Tiny Town
Ignorance Is Bliss
You Get The Wiser
Glutton
It Belongs To Me (winner)
Convalescence
Gray Rainbow
Evil April
Ottoman

Reïst
Maki
And Counting

Gawking Urethras
Get A Life

Flvxxvm Florvm
I Don't Want To Be Your Friend
Anomaly

Natchdan
Anomaly

Not too bad of a lineup, I think! I have the feeling that I missed one though.

As Rone Rivendale

10/31/05 Brimming With Tears

11/11/05 Left At The Mortuary

11/28/05 We All Need Love

12/09/05 The Red Door

01/20/06 Too Far Away

01/28/06 Galaxies Floating on a Dark Matter Stream

02/13/06 Bitter Orange

02/20/06 I Like to Pretend

02/28/06 Don't You

03/24/06 I'm Warning You

04/03/06 Up All Night

04/14/06 If I Were Italian

04/30/06 Rate of Decay

07/28/06 Blank Stare

08/25/06 All Tan

09/04/06 Ignorance Is Bliss

10/05/06 Beauty is a Burden

10/25/06 Plastic Rose

11/03/06 Robot Baby

11/14/06 Wedding Song

12/29/06 It Belongs To Me

10/26/07 Night Terrors


As Destruction Enterprise (with Posyden)

12/16/05 Iron Goddess of Mercy

02/06/06 We Are Perfect In Our Dreams

03/08/06 Butterfly Massacre

05/02/07 Evil April

05/11/07 Ran Away to Paris

I would mark the winners but uhh, you know.

Reïst wrote:Not too bad of a lineup, I think! I have the feeling that I missed one though.

You rock, Andrew! Keep it up.