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I'm a big fan of MC Frontalot, I've listened to all his music over and over. And. I'm in a band called Sexin' it up in the beehive. It only seems logical that we should do a song together. Can someone give me an email address or AIM name or some other way I can get a hold of him?

Thanks.

oh .
sexin' it up in the beehive can be found

http://www.sexhive.tk
please listen and tell speak your mind /.

Check out his website:

http://www.frontalot.com

I think there is a 'contact' area on the site.

More specifically you can get in touch with his management this way:

Darnell Heffenfeffer Agency's e-mail =

dh@frontalot.com

ROCK!

Glenn (DR FUNK)

mc@frontalot.com works pretty well too. That and the Frontasignal.

Be well,
Ken

ken wrote:That and the Frontasignal.

Be well,
Ken

The Frontalsignal ?

I was way pumped to check out your site and all, but it's not there.

I'll be huddled up in the corner crying until you fix it.

john m wrote:I was way pumped to check out your site and all, but it's not there.

I'll be huddled up in the corner crying until you fix it.

It's not? Are you quites sure? I've been doing html code all day and am quite sick of it... perhaps this link works? (without frames)
http://www.freewebs.com/sexingitupinthebeehive/side.htm ? it seems to work for me..

If you do get it to work, allow me to recomend these songs as starters:

Leisurely Intercourse with swine is not a crime
Shit in my soul (hole in my boot)
The disparity between the volume of my Y chromosome and your Y chromsome is bigger than your Y chromosome itself, bitch

can't hear anything you are sayin'... the vox are mixed so under the music O_o... you should lower the music and bring up the vox...
pretty rough if you wanna collab with mc frontalot

i suggest bringing your ability up a bunch...

(a thing i use a lot... is i copy and mix the vocals again so they're louder... if it's needed) and in your tracks it's deffinately needed...

Poor June wrote:can't hear anything you are sayin'... the vox are mixed so under the music O_o... you should lower the music and bring up the vox...
pretty rough if you wanna collab with mc frontalot

i suggest bringing your ability up a bunch...

(a thing i use a lot... is i copy and mix the vocals again so they're louder... if it's needed) and in your tracks it's deffinately needed...

Are you sure it's because of the volume and not just because of my awkward flow? Which song(s) did you think needed to haved louder vocals? It seems about right to me.. by the way, the lyrics are on the site as well... i suppose you knew that.

Percilla Sexhive wrote:The Frontasignal ?

Right. It's kind of like the batsignal, but it has a picture of MC Frontalot on it instead of a big bat. It was a joke.

Ken

"Dial 1-800-Frontalot and kick dem nasty thoughts."

Listened to "Intercourse with a swine." Your rapping is mumblecore (ie it sucks) and from the bits I can actually hear, it sounds like you're lyrics suck too. You probably want to start songfighting to bring up your talent.

I'm a big fan of "I can't fucking see anything" and "because all the text I need to see is blue on more blue."

<font size="1">p.s. - I will listen to your music for real later, but I recommend taking c hack's advice. You will become better.</font>

c hack wrote:Listened to "Intercourse with a swine." Your rapping is mumblecore (ie it sucks) and from the bits I can actually hear, it sounds like you're lyrics suck too. You probably want to start songfighting to bring up your talent.

Leisurely Intercourse With Swine is Not A Crime

I write slogans on the asses of parliament members/
Spank your brain until I see embers/
Had sex with mutha Earth I hope she remembers/
To use protection/ cause I had an erection/
She could be pregnant now 7 days due/
Giving birth to an Earth with people on it too/
I don’t know how I’d explain myself to you/
If I caused such suffering to occur, well you knew/
That I penetrated the anus of the Holy Ghost/
Fucked a man raw until he was in comatose/
You might say that I’m too verbose/
But that ain’t exactly fair, I’m a poet, you’re a verbal prostitute at most!/

I breath and poetry is born/
Believe that art will cure everybody who morns/
Grieve for those who look upon life with scorn/
Seize the love from above and embrace a brand new morn/
HA YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO MAKE A RHYME WITH 'PORN'.
A ONE TWO A ONE TWO THREE FOUR

yeah, a let me hear a hell yeah/for big dicked pigs/ i'm eating figs/and knitting wigs/ for my granny/ cuddle this probe/uh, up in your fanny/ I be spraying shit out of my mouth, like Shawn Hannity/ insanity/ is just the new Christianity/ the CEO of the catholic church/ be raping baby birds, up on they perch/

PIGGA grease my BOAR, yo, when its convenient/ you think it aint big, fuck, you aint seen it/ you say 'leave me alone' but I know you don't mean it/ here's my pawn in your last file and I say QUEEN IT!
sexing it up in the beehive/all da girlz in da back come alive/ all the hozzs/ suxx and blowzz/cuz i knit their clozes/ at my sewin machine/machetti beef jerky knitted to my splean/ ill quilt yo' ass up/so you cant shit no more/im mean to da core/i spray painted your whore/ with I can’t believe it ain’t butter/ but dey can cuz i am/ buttery and i dont mean to but in/ but stick your sluts and your guts up you butt and yank it again.

HEY THERE MY CAT, MY LOVE, YOU SHARECROPPER COCKKNOCKER FOXFLOPPER!

Well, what I THOUGHT C Hack said and meant was:

"Listened to "Intercourse with a swine." Your rapping is mumblecore (ie it sucks) and from the bits I can actually hear, it sounds like you're lyrics suck too. You probably want to start songfighting to bring up your talent."

Clearly what he MEANT was:

"Boy what an intriguing song, I really want to see lyrics because, you know, it's not like they're on your website or anything."

I think I'm going to try and not post anything but reviews for the next 2-3 weeks.

the human cello wrote:Well, what I THOUGHT C Hack said and meant was:

"Listened to "Intercourse with a swine." Your rapping is mumblecore (ie it sucks) and from the bits I can actually hear, it sounds like you're lyrics suck too. You probably want to start songfighting to bring up your talent."

Clearly what he MEANT was:

"Boy what an intriguing song, I really want to see lyrics because, you know, it's not like they're on your website or anything."

I think I'm going to try and not post anything but reviews for the next 2-3 weeks.

While that post is sort of confusing, thanks.. i think (keep in mind that ive got really annoying dental engenering going on in my mouth, slightly handicapping my abillity to make swift flows...

Percilla Sexhive wrote: (keep in mind that ive got really annoying dental engenering going on in my mouth, slightly handicapping my abillity to make swift flows...

excuses never do anyone any good

c hack wrote:

Percilla Sexhive wrote: (keep in mind that ive got really annoying dental engenering going on in my mouth, slightly handicapping my abillity to make swift flows...

excuses never do anyone any good

neiter do braces. i had them and if you saw my bite you would think that i hadn't ever had them.

Hey maybe I can collab with Frontalot too.

Percilla Sexhive wrote:...keep in mind that ive got really annoying dental engenering going on in my mouth...

Well, it doesn't really get more nerdcore than that.

I wanna hear you go "SHEEEESH"

The Sober Irishman wrote:

Percilla Sexhive wrote:...keep in mind that ive got really annoying dental engenering going on in my mouth...

Well, it doesn't really get more nerdcore than that.

Exactly what I'm talking about. You could turn it into an advantage, but instead you rap about "penetrating the anus of the Holy Ghost" -- lame.

Great... now I've got a zombie Johnny Cash singing "Ghost phallus in the sky" echoing in my head.

Thanks, gang.

c hack wrote:

The Sober Irishman wrote:

Percilla Sexhive wrote:...keep in mind that ive got really annoying dental engenering going on in my mouth...

Well, it doesn't really get more nerdcore than that.

Exactly what I'm talking about. You could turn it into an advantage, but instead you rap about "penetrating the anus of the Holy Ghost" -- lame.

Lame isn't usually the first adjective used to describe my music.