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I don't like eggplant
I don't like carrots
And if you think that
I like ferrets
You'd be wrong cuz I don't like furry mammals
I know my mom does but she also likes flannels
When it comes to my diet I'm quite strict
And soon I'll have my love of currants permanently licked

I don't like cabbage
I don't like peaches
If I can manage
I won't eat leechees
They tend to stick in my mouth when I am chewing
Which makes my spit thicken and begin accruing
Last time I tried them I really got quite ill
It was unpleasant so I'll stick to eating dill.

I'm a very picky eater
I often just don't eat
When people make things sweeter
They're often much too sweet
When I cook my own dinner
I always keep it small
I'm trying to get thinner
For fashions in the Fall

I don't like eggplant
I don't like radish
A chicken leg can't
End up on my dish
I don't like clams, mackerel or deep see bass
I don't like yams, rack of bull or fresh wheat grass
I don't like peas, roasted duck or fava beans
And you'd never find me eating collard greens

I Don't Like Eggplant
by Starfinger
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I never miss an opportunity to rap about food
it's a thrill comparable to dancing round in the nude
i get to expose my innermost feelings
about the cuisines that I find so appealing

i love meat, oh yes
i've written volumes on that topic
i eat animals from the poles
and animals from the tropics

but there's more to consume
than just life energy
you see, veggies are the key
to regularity


I tip my hat to carrots,
baby corn and its parents.
I salute guacamole
and green bean casserole-y

i curtsy to kraut
another favorite of mine
oh yes,i'll ravage any cabbage
if you give me the time

but all's not well
in the plant kingdom
the seeds have sprouted
and the devil has come

sitting in the garden
the purplest of skin
Eggplant has returned
we must get rid of him


I don't like Eggplant!
Eggplant!


if you're prone to nausea
or thunder in the pants
when your body experiences
the taste of eggplants

stand with me now,
let your voice be heard
repeat after me
as i say these words:


Eggplant
Eggplant
We reject you!
We defy you!

Eggplant
We don't like you
I don't like you
nobody likes you


solanum melongena
cumquam nestro
vos depulso
quantotius


I don't like eggplant!

Mc Denyer Feat. Mc Crapalot
my last half of the rap


i don't like eggplant
it smells kinda raunchy
sort of like a girl i had
outside dis store called get it funky

i need a little shread of dignity
the kind that you get off on
cause so far my track record
has been far from none...

you say you like the lights off
but wit dis bitch couldn't tell
where her pussy was in da dark
i had to get a 2 by 4, a bungy chord and get ready for da desent

she said ohhh baby dats how i like it
i said yo bitch am i hittin' it quite right
cause shit i don't feel a thing
just as bad as the time i fucked an eggplant
i named rosheane

don't like you, the time i did yo momma i didn't like dat 2
i don't like the way you scream my name...
don't like the way you work my thang
don't like lettuce, mixed in with my omelets
and most of all i don't like eggplant...
peace i'm outty

(love to my mc denyer for bringing me out tonight... and most of all, love to you of all dat songfight)