Themesong Lyrics

[Mogosagatai]

<b>Freddielove</b>
<i>by Phunt Your Friends</i>

Freddielove is the sexiest man alive.
I have wet dreams about Freddielove every night.

Freddielove is perhaps one of the most compelling figures of the seventeenth century. His eloquence, not only linguistic but especially musical, is simply undeniable. He has a sort of gentle grace, that, anyone listening will tell you, is delivered with such a powerful pervasiveness that it could be considered anything but gentle.

He was called “the Yooker Manâ€

[HeuristicsInc]

michael gum (by heuristics inc.)
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[chorus:]
he's a michael with reknown
a gum that you can't chew
he's won two of three songfights
which i can't seem to do

if you're on the way
from murfreesboro tennessee
to bridgeport w-v-a
keep an eye out and you might see

he'll come into town
with his acoustic guitar
if he stops lying down
we know he's sure to be a star

[chorus]

he says there's no words
but i can hear him singing
he's michael gum
michael gum

he's michael... gum

[Kamakura]

Marcus Kellis by Kamakura

Marcus Kellis lives in Moscow
Moscow Idaho on the hills of the palouse if you didn’t know

Glitter and twang is where he hangs online
Theophilus Monk and his jazz are doing fine
An original mad dog hangs on his wall
A signed Rasputina poster ‘n all

Marcus Kellis lives in Moscow
Moscow Idaho on the hills of the palouse if you didn’t know

Arrogant Bastard Ale in the fridge
Hawke’s Law by the bedside braindamage in the sink
He likes to play with the Frontalittle squad
Sets off to bumbershoot at first rain of frogs

Marcus Kellis lives in Moscow
Moscow Idaho on the hills of the palouse if you didn’t know

He likes Blake's Tyger
‘Cause it’s burning bright like him
He’s entered songfight 15 times
And nearly had a win
Now he’s on the radio
A DJ on the morning show
The futures bright the futures Kellis
If you live around Idaho

Marcus Kellis lives in Moscow
Moscow Idaho he calls it Mydaho
Because it’s his.

[j$]

She Who Can Not Be Pronounced (Bjam's Theme) by Johnny Cashpoint
To change to Captain Marvel, Billy Batson says Shazam!
Songfight's Mary Marvel is a lass we call Bjam but oh, her name!

Her name it could be Beejam, B-jam or Buam (ryhmes with Guam)
If I get it wrong might cause her perma-nancy harm

Mister Sparkles
Bunnywinkles ... BJAM!

She's young and also Scottish like a tartan Joan Baez
One thing I forgot is to discover how she says BJAM!

Bijjum? Ba-jahma?
B .. J ... A ... Mmmmmmmmm

SOLO

She nu-folky girl .... BJAM!

[Mogosagatai]

Does anyone else find it odd that two themesongs mention Guam?

[j$]

It's such a hip place right now ....

[jimtyrrell]

The Kamakura Theme Song

Sometimes with people you can't trust your eyes
It takes some time to see them for who they really are
But with the best of them it's no surprise
To find your first impression wasn't off too far

And I say hey
It should always be this way
It should always be just like it is today
And this is just another testament
To the man that they call Kamakura

To form a band would be the best of all
To build the spark into a roaring burning flame
And at the Global Fusion Festival
It stood up on the stage and told the world its name

And I say hey
It should always feel this way
It should always feel just like it does today
And this is just another testament
To the band that they call Kamakura

He's just a man
From England's green and pleasant land
So damned if I can understand
Where he got that name

(signature Jim T cheesy trumpet solo)

And I say hey
It should always feel this way
It should always feel just like it does today
And this song is just another testament
To the band that they call Kamakura

[Caravan Ray]

Hoblit!

Hoblit
Hoblit
Hoblit
Hoblit
Hoblit
Hoblit
Hoblit
Hoblit

all right, let's go

If you go down to Tampa Bay
There's a little dude there who's gonna blow you away
A guitar man with a cute, little ass
And when he starts to wobble it
All the ladies lose control, they all wanna get a little bit of the Hoblit
Hoblit
Hoblit
Hoblit Hoblit Hoblit Hoblit Hoblit
Hoblit

Nipple Creek Fairies are gonna scream
When they cover themselves bodies in bloodberries and cream
And the ladies think his mojo is so tasty they could gobble it
All the pretty ladies love the Floridian, guitar-pickin' Hoblit
Hoblit
Hoblit
Hoblit Hoblit Hoblit Hoblit Hoblit
Hoblit
Hoblit
Hoblit

Hoblit

[stueym]

Verse 1
Em
Down beneath the Southern Cross
D
Where the Sheila’s all are fine
C
They sing a song of an engineer
D
Prez’ of Frat in ‘89
C
He’s a Cowboys fan , where the real men play
D
In shorts tight up your bum
Am
If you can’t learn the chorus
B7 Em
Make sure that you all hum….of Caravan Ray

1.)I am assured the Sheila’s are all fine and look forward one day to proving the theory
2.)Newcastle University Engineering Fraternity (President 1989)...The Frat is a poor excuse for socialising in an extreme way that makes Fear Factor look like it is for wussy girls....Their 'Winter" festival of debauchery 'Autonomy Day' is not for the weak stomached or those with liver enzyme deficiencies.
3.)North Queensland Toyota ‘Cowboys’ Rugby League – where real men play in short shorts and with oval balls

Chorus
C
Lift high the frosty schooner
G
Drink deep the amber clear
Am
Give thanks that there’s still men like him
Em
Environmental engineers
C
Your channels will be free of silt
G Em
Small boaters to him pray
Am
So sing a lusty chorus of
B7 Em
The Ballad….of Caravan Ray

4.)Schooner is the Queensland beverage container of choice
5.)Amber Nectar is what they fill it with
6.)Environmental Engineer is what he does managing dredging and environmental management of the waterway access for small craft.

Verse 2
They sing of him in Kir-ri-bas (KIRIBATI)
The Gilbert Isles no more
They tell the tale of a builder man
Made bridges all to soar
And in the Pacific evening
As the dusky maidens sway
They’ll tell you of his drinking skills
A legend to this day….is Caravan Ray

7.)Kiribati (Kir-ri-bas) used to be called the Gilbert Islands
8.)Caravan Ray spent a few years working there helping to build infrastructure
9.)The drinking skills are mythical but as he won his “Best Gospel Singerâ€

[mkilly]

(schoolhouse rock sample: "i'm just a bill/ yes i'm only a bill/ and i'm sittin' here on capitol hill")

some cats are from the east coast
i am not among them
other cats live in the west coast
in my opinion the best coast

my friend bill is from buffalo new york
but now he lives in maryland
you might say he's a bill and only a bill
and he's sitting there near capitol hill

that reminds me of a funny story
about grant hill
well not ha-ha funny
the point is, basketball's lame

heuristics inc.
inc stands for incorporated
i don't know what heuristics means
but i just looked it up and merriam-webster says "of or relating to exploratory problem-solving techniques that utilize self-educating techniques (as the evaluation of feedback) and that ties in with his major, computer scienceeeeeee

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The "funny story" was going to be about Anita Hill but then I remembered you wanted me to keep it PG so I changed it to Grant Hill.