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<b>Big Yankee Fan</b>
<i>Klownhole</i>


Gonna take you down to the farm
Put you behind some sheep put you in the way of harm
Youth hostels're great if you don't mind bunkin up
YOW! Jeff's about to pull out the funk.

Southern man don't need you around HO!
You say you're young before the altar SO!
Keep your head down where it feels most free
Stuffed between the cheeks nestlin 'tween yer knees

Chorus (?):
Take the boy out of the country, give his neck a twisting curl
You can stuff the county boy back into the man
Yank the the cow right out of the the cowgirl
But it shows a lotta guts to walk into a big yankee fan

Dad knows as your dead nose crackin whips your bulls
Say brother ... nice pull. (right on!)
We got pigs, we got chickens, we got lambs
Every Sunday night we play Sweet Home Alabam'!

[bridge/SHA refrain?]

Critters all around in clumps and in piles
Critters running red and strong down the nile
Critters get your panties up you better not come around
When we loose our critters them panties better be dropping down

Jesus in the manger, on the cross, under glass
Don't care if it's mayotard or if it's tasty flan
We're marching to new york to kick your stupid poutine ass
But it shows a lotta guts to walk into a big yankee fan

<b>Big Yankee Fan</b>
<i>Phunt Caravan Ray</i>
<font size=1>lyrics by Caravan Ray and Jackie Ariail</font>

Big, big yankee fan.
Big, big yankee fan.
Big, big yankee fan.

Gave my baby gravy to a nubile Norwegian.
I fellated a canoe full of paddling Polynesians.
I've sailed the backward passage with the Queens Royal Marines
and given sausage sandwiches to the entire Philippines.

Jean Fausta cracked the door. He came in slowly, his head cocked
inquiringly. “I think,â€

Big Yankee Fan
Link vs. Music

we caught randy in the dugout
what we saw there made us bug out
cuz he really errored when he thought we'd gone away
he was squating like a catcher
he's a 7th inning stretcher
he was in the clutch around the horn making the squeeze play

hate to be in the pickle that he's in
the whole season the kids were teasin'

Randy is a big yankee fan
caught him with his bat and his balls in his hand
Randy is a big yankee fan
he was going for the in the park grand slam

he was in scoring position
what a shameful exhibition
cuz he drew a bigger crowd than what they get in montreal
he popped his fly and then he
went deep in foul territory
he was at the pitchers mound working on his knuckle ball

couldn't wait till he was safe a home
to get his slider in the strike zone

Randy is a big yankee fan
caught him with his bat and his balls in his hand
Randy is a big yankee fan
he was going for the in the park grand slam