The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Happy Festivus, Everyone!

Being trapped behind SUVs in traffic jams.

Feats of Strength to follow.

Ave Saturnia!

being tailgated by SUVs while driving at night

- njm

cell phones and ringtones. especially ringtones. easily one the stupidest things anyone has ever paid money for.

Being trapped behind SUVs on snowy roads. SUVs built to drive in bad weather, breeping along at 15 mph, spitting salted crap all over the front of my car. The least that Escalade in front of me could do is bleed windshield washer fluid out its ass.

Also: Happy Holidays. I'm in for the night now, and I don't have to drive anywhere for a couple days. Plus, my snowy commute was to, and from, playing a show, so far be it from me to complain too vigorously.

Airing of Grievances-- The vidlit
Early reviews suggest, "It's more fun than getting killed with a giant boulder..."



These folks want you to grab their poles So tag your fruitcake, erect your own pole (or someone else's) and celebrate while contemplating who you would most like to throw repeatedly to the floor.


Happy Festivus!
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Being trapped behind an SUV, on a snowy road, at night, in a traffic jam, while simultaneously being tailgated by a bright yellow Humvee decked out with massive black roll bars and million candlepower accessory headlamps (Course, I've always thought such a vehicle would be far more complete if it sported a bumper sticker with the phrase, "I am compensating for an incredibly tiny penis".) as one, both or all of the suffocatingly surrounding SUV's are spewing salt chunk crap and pissing windshield wiper fluid as my wipers slap back and forth doggedly attempting to clear the debris. I can see the drivers of these muscle machine street eunuchs, basking in the glow of their cell phone LCD displays as they crawl along on their knobby roadgripper tires at the snappy pace of about 15 miles per hour, with the certain knowledge that the driver behind me is testing the mettle of my bumper, intent on going no less than 2 miles faster than the one before me.

"Airing of Grievances"

Having to pick the remanants of Volkswagen Jetta's and BMW 3 series out from between the knobs on the tires of my Ford Expedition. That shits dangerous and could cause me to lose traction! I mean they shouldn't be allowed to drive in inclement weather anyway, slipping and sliding at every bloody intersection and whats with driving all these imports anyways...grummble, whine, mumble...

Oh yes, and that smarting feeling that my tiny penis gets when I turn on the heated seats. Like for real!!!! I then have to turn on the air conditioning in the seats to compensate and cool it down...Seriously Ford and other manufacturers should automate that shit! [/irony]

Peace, Love and lower gas prices to all

Have a Happy Hogmanay everyone!!!!!