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pickle juice by the mc paul denyer

Well I'm rollin' down the street smokin' endo
Sippin' on Pickle Juice! Get loose
Get silly like a goose
I went to the pub, they had plenty of beer
But they didn't have the drink that to me is very dear
We've got enough beer, we've got enough booze
But no one ever ever seems to stock Pickle Juice
I told the bartender, to put it in his pub
But he just laughed at me like my idea was dumb

I tried to grow pickles, but it didn't work
'Cause I live in an apartment and I don't have any dirt
I told my landlord, and explained my pickle problem
He told me I should grow them in a park or something
So I tried that but it wasn't sucessful
Because some gangstas, jacked my pickles
I'm so sad from my lack of pickle juice
That after I record this I will go and tie a noose

Pickle Juice by RattPoizon

Mr. Line cook, I have a review
About a burger I bought from you.
Yee-Haw
I don't take kindly, to things preserved in brine.
Pickle Juice and french french fries don't intertwine.
Yee-Haw
Now my bun is green, soggy and wet
Do you understand why I'm so upset?
Yee-Haw
Mr. Customer, I appologize
next time request no pickle, I would advise
? Yee-Haw
He put a pickle on my plate
my lunchtime meal he did desecrate
pickle juice.... regurgitate
now a deathmetal ending is his fate...
Yee-Haw

Pickle juice, Denver sluice, Golden goose, Rhyme
Star attack, Don’t look back, Steeplejack, Climb
River green, Sight unseen, Vent your spleen, Chime
Major key, Rickety, Bumblebee, Lime

When I wake up it will all make sense
But right now it just feels like a dream
Am I awake? Or am I asleep?
Or am I somewhere in between?

Indolent, Rent a tent, Punishment, feel
Armature, Horse manure, Cancer cure, meal

Modelling, Diamond ring, Silly thing, scour
Which is worse, Ancient curse, Children’s nurse, hour
Whisper it, holy writ, Bristol Bit, glower
Underhand, in demand, Holy Land, sour

tomdg

i'm not the smartest person
my thoughts they tend to move in slow motion

science, math, and history
philosophy, it's all greek to me

i thought that pickles were a fruit that grew deep inside the ocean
incubated by the sponges covering the floor of the sea

and expounding to my friends upon this latest, greatest, fantastic notion
they asked me 'are you serious?', i said yes, then they all laughed at me

chorus (X 2):

the world comes crashing down
my world is crashing down


my friends told me pickles are cucumbers pickled in a jar
and over time through the action of the pickle juice they become what
they are

i thought by this logic that a pickled egg should be called a pickle
naming a noun by it's adjective seems strange to me

i still like imagining the mer-men in the sea with their sickles
harvesting a crop of pickles for you and for me

chorus (X 4)

There are so many bad ideas
Flights of fancy that will end in tears
Blue sky thinking that can end careers
Don't you know how to say no?

Pickle juice

Not only did someone think this up
Someone else approved it, offered funds -
From factory to the consumers' cup
Waste not, want not, but I don't want it

Pickle juice

Good for athletes, alcoholics
Only idiots would enjoy it

James Blunt, tell me now which committee
Had a meeting, had some bets to hedge,
Where they said we want a new Coldplay
Only with even less edge?

You and me staying in love
Someone else approved it,
I've decided you're insane
Now it's time for me to prove it ...