Manifesto:
Things managers spout at employees at Guitar Center:
"Let no deal walk"
"A deal that makes no money is better than no deal"
First tip: Walk in the door with cash in your pocket. That's leverage.
Something that will make a salesman move is to say 'I'll take it TODAY if you can make this deal' In theory, the only person allowed to turn down an offer like that is a manager. That doesn't mean you should offer $5 for a PRS of course. If you use that buyer's chop, you had better be ready to back it up. If the salesman commits to the deal, and you suddenly dont have the money or you change your mind, you've given up, and not only will you not be able to get that same deal at a later date, but you will have marked yourself as a bullshitter, which salespeople remember. No more deals for you.
At Guitar Center, you can get tax-free status by filling out a simple form. Just ask.
Salespeople's time is worth money. Do at least some preliminary research on your gear before walking in the door. If you make a salesguy explain your $100 peice for an hour, he's not gonna be on your side when it comes to making a deal. Walk in, say 'hey, I was checking these things out, yadda yadda, can you do this peice for this amount?' While it is technically a salesman's job to be able to spec any peice in his department, it's also his job to get the most money out of you. Help him out on both sides. The average salesman would rather ring 5 deals that barely made anything than bust ass for one deal that makes a little more.
Further, if you come in all clueless on your gear, the salesguy will probably push you to shitty product that makes him a lot of money. And perhaps, when you ask for a deal, he'll be able to cut some off because of the insane profit margins. Salespeople know that when the 'pros' come in, they don't want to be shown gear, they want to be waited on and given a good price.
Don't be afraid to walk, especially if a manager is involved. Reiterate that you're ready to buy right now, pull the money if you have to, and if they don't cave, walk out. Don't be a dick, don't be confrontational, just buy somewhere else.
THAT SAID
Don't try to grind on strings, picks, drumsticks, or any of that shit. If you must, buy a shitload at one time and ask for a bulk discount. There's not much profit on those kinds of things, so there's not much discount to be had anyway.
If you frequent a music store a lot, get your salesguy. Find a guy you trust, who is knowledgable, who you think deserves your money. Know his name. Make sure he knows yours. Make sure he knows your gear. Make sure he doesn't dread you showing up at the store. Be the good customer that shows up to buy gear, not hang out, bitch about prices, and not buy anything. Call him a couple of days ahead of time to let him know you're coming in to get a certain peice of gear so he can set it up, and don't fucking flake on him. When you do come to purchase time, let him know what you're planning to get in the future, but don't talk his fucking ear off about it.
Also, in keeping with making your salesguy's job easy, try to come in on a weekday, and not near closing time. Weekends are mainly for walk-in traffic, and by lining up a deal to close on a weekend, you'll be costing him walk-in deals. Also, you'll have a bigger fraction of your salesguy's attention on a weekday.
Further, sales are bullshit, except for the actual blowout sales. Today there is a big sale, and it's bullshit. Don't ask your salesguy about their next sale. If you have a good relationship with a salesguy, you will never need a sale. Genuine blowouts are the exception.
Now. At Guitar Center, there are many peices of gear that cannot be discounted. Most often these are new products (I bought my MobilePre USB brand new, and had to pay full price, but now it can be discounted), promotional/limited gear (Hurricane Katrina Les Pauls), or manufacturer-enforced prices (Monster cable). On these and many other products, there is a price block in the computer that a manager cannot break, even if he himself was buying it. If a GC salesguy says 'there's a hard minimum on it,' believe him, and just buy the gear. Now, if you can bring in a printed advertisement of gear like that for less, they'll make the proper phone calls to match it, but then you're just being a pain in the ass

If you're just one of those guys who just gets off on 'getting a deal,' buy something else and see if they'll cut a really good deal on the other peice to make up the difference.
That should do for now.
I know this sounds like I'm making it out to be the customer's job to do the work in the deal, but it'll help you out in the long run. Once a salesman realizes you're a good customer, you'll find him going well out of his way to get you exactly what you need, and to cut you a deal for it. You'll have a 'guy' on the inside who'll offer you straight advice when needed, a good deal when you're ready to purchase, and a quick, hassle-free shopping experience.
Take care of your salesman and he will take care of you.
Oh, and I don't work at Guitar Center anymore
