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Best Craigslist Posts Ever
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:19 pm
by blue
filled with insane bullshit and limitless ego, this dude seeks a guitarist to complete his harmonica/bass trio. it's all well and good until you listen to the recordings.
KLASSIK.
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/muc/135584502.html
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:56 pm
by GlennCase
I would hope that it is meant to be an elaborate hoax.
Seriously...
ROCK!
Glenn (DR FUNK)
http://glenncase.songhole.org
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:19 pm
by Leaf
Terrible. And they think they are not. hahahahaha.
that was funny.
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:40 pm
by deshead
It was a tough call, but I choose
this one for submission to the Not Exactly Normal fight. So if you were thinking of entering, don't bother. You're not worthy. You couldn't beat a 20 second Epsilon Rising song, let alone this 4 1/2 minute monster. The singer sounds exactly like a slide guitar. Seriously, don't even waste your time. The fight's already been won.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:03 pm
by Sober
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:20 pm
by Kill Me Sarah
I had a Peavey Raptor...he probably used the stickers to somehow keep it in tune.
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:30 pm
by Sober
Re: Best Craigslist Posts Ever
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:50 pm
by prayformojo
"I speak from the fire and strike heavy with of the sword, in a chorus championing people long oppressed and long suffering"
I've often used those exact same words to discribe my own music. In fact, my new t-shirts read
prayformojo: Speaking from the fire and striking heavy with of the sword, in a chorus championing people long oppressed and long suffering, and then below it is a picture of a bunny in a viking helmet.
May I also point out the "we do weed smoke weed" may be one of the funniest sentences I have ever read pertaining to a band's drug use.[/b]
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:45 pm
by Sober
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:16 am
by HeuristicsInc
Er, "This posting has been removed by craigslist community." is not very exciting.
-bill
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:08 pm
by Henrietta
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:21 pm
by Rabid Garfunkel
Aha ha ha ha... that's rich. Still, he does name-check Maynard Ferguson. '80s kids is weird, heh. Good luck to him.
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:13 pm
by Sober
OMFG Blue look at this:
http://dallas.craigslist.org/msg/377121544.html
Look at that setup. The hihats are set up as crashes, the snare is way off to the left, the cymbals are like 20 ft high, the dude sits on a fucking couch, and they put that egg-carton bedding stuff inside the toms. And he's asking $750 for used Peavey drums. His description is fantastic as well:
"Nice set of Peavey drum set in great conditins. For only $750.00"
Wow.
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:30 pm
by Hoblit
well, it better come with the couch then. (it obviously doesn't come with a stool, unless you count the drum set as stool...get it..I made a poop joke there)
I didn't know Peavey made drums until today.
Did you know you can go to Walmart and buy a drumset for like ...I think it was just a little over $200?
Now, I'm sure it's THE crapiest drumset on the market with the bare minimums... but... it's still got to be a better deal than $750 for a used Peavey set. Unless Peavey makes better drums than guitars. (Considering their practice amps aren't half bad)