The Song Fight Bulletin Board

I am holding a benifit concert to raise money for Caravan Ray and his family, who recently lost their banana crops to a cyclone. It is being held at Madison Square Garden, which is being flown to Brisbane for the weekend, this Saturday at 8pm. Schedueled to appear are U2, 50 Cent, James Blunt and Kevin Federline. Tickets are $35. I hope you all can make it because it we really need to help Ray get over the tragic loss of his bananas.

That's very touching.

I don't like the line up much. Couldn't you get the Ted Mulray Gang? Or maybe Billy Thorpe and the Aztecs?

Anyway - I do have one banana left. It's right here in my pocket. Just reach in and grab it. It doesn't need peeling!

That's not very hygenic.