The Song Fight Bulletin Board

C: Applesauce Baptism
L: Sufficiently Intoxicated
Z: If I Were Italian
Due: Wednesday 04/12/06 9:59am pst

I'm half Italian, so I am going to have to pretend. But you can count me in for <i>If I Were Italian</i>. I'm almost done writing my song, so I might as well.

to the inebriation station i go
to tomorrow tonight
and no lyrics in sight
and another beautifully lost songfight

fairly intoxicated bitches

...of course i mean sufficiently

I'd be lying if I said Applesauce Baptism didn't seem interesting...

feldspar wrote:I'm half Italian, so I am going to have to pretend. But you can count me in for <i>If I Were Italian</i>. I'm almost done writing my song, so I might as well.

yeah being half italian, yeah.
I might use what ive been learning in my italian class.
ITALRAP

Teh. i missed this weeks fight because things got unexpectedly busy for me but im DEFINITELY (maybe) in for this week. I wrote up some interesting lyrics for Sufficiently Intoxicated in a style i can only describe as sing-song-rap and ive done a bass line. Thats like.....halfway done!

fairly sufficiently intoxicated

I'm in for If I were Italian, in fact I just submitted it a few minutes ago. Except a song that goes back to classic 'Roneing'.

SO in for Applesauce Baptism.

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And for that odd odd picture, I'm glad you're back.

(Took me a while to go, where have I heard the word treachjuris before...)

Niveous wrote:And for that odd odd picture, I'm glad you're back.

(Took me a while to go, where have I heard the word treachjuris before...)

Hi hi! *bounce* Yeah, absence has been a total drag. I haven't even told "The Band" that I'm writing again. Want to go solo for awhile. A LONG WHILE. Different story. Let's catch up in private. Always up for a collaboration.

You really like the picture for the next Fight!? Haha - I am a total dick. So THAT's what I would look like as an Afro-American. Kinda creepy. Man, do I feel everly-so-old...

POST SCRIPT
Aw, man. I forgot to erase the hand off that one kid's shoulder. Extra creepiness. Who else is hiding there, amidst the applesauce and porkchops? I find myself asking that question more and more frequently...

hey... I'd like some advice. It seems people would like it better if I just stick to deathmetal. Obviously applesauce baptism would be a great goofy lyric deathmetal "joke" song. but it seems like my fingers will only (for the most part) play early 90's metal this week, which would probably be better suited for sufficiently intoxicated. I'm not sure what I should do... If anyone would like to give me some direction and possible lyric ideas to help me finish this by tomorrow night, I would appreciate it!!!

thanks 8)

The fewer jokes, the better.

Unless you are MC Frontalot. Which you are not.

alright but that takes all the fun out of the "song writing" experience, doesn't it?

This isn't jokefight.

hahaahahha!!!! ok.... I see your point there.... but explain "applesauce baptism" then!!! do you think it's possible to write a serious song about that? If I'm out of line, I'm sorry! seriously, but GEEZ!!!!
hahaha!!!!

Denyer wrote:This isn't jokefight.

It should be.

OK - everybody, come up with a joke where the punchline is:
"Applesauce Baptism"

You have one week
- starting now

Ratt Poizon wrote:but explain "applesauce baptism" then!!! do you think it's possible to write a serious song about that?

And now you've discovered why I get so pissed off at Songfight sometimes.

Ratt Poizon wrote:hahaahahha!!!! ok.... I see your point there.... but explain "applesauce baptism" then!!! do you think it's possible to write a serious song about that? If I'm out of line, I'm sorry! seriously, but GEEZ!!!!
hahaha!!!!

Um. I did. Then again, I exist in an alternate dimension anyways...

ahh...a fellow tralfalmadorian.

Being serious is over-rated.