Pirates

furrypedro · Post by **furrypedro** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:02 am

...Dorset farmers dressed in drag?

that would account for all the Arrr's, Yarrr's and Ooooarr's right?

blue · Post by **blue** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:04 am

that was a tough one.

bz£ · Post by **bz£** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:29 am

So did y'all hear about that new pirate movie?

It's rated arrrrrr!

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:39 am

If I were a pirate, it would be all about the booty.

(Hell, I'm not a pirate and it's all about the booty)

*wonders how long before one of the wrestling fans posts a pic of either Paul Birchall or Jean Pierre Lafitte*

Reist · Post by **Reist** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:14 am

It's all about the grog.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:46 am

pirates are dumb. the whole pirate/ninja/viking joke is pretty old.

[/bitter old man]

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:00 am

Pandas are slow, and poor drivers.

starfinger · Post by **starfinger** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:15 am

wait a minute.. pirates don't smuggle, do they? they steal!

Or is that supposed to be "snuggle" ?

-craig

furrypedro · Post by **furrypedro** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:36 am

thieves steal

pirates do what the fuck they like
so do ninjas but more stealthily
and vikings bring cartoonists with them

If it was snuggling I'd definitely go with 'underpants'

starfinger · Post by **starfinger** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:45 am

Furrypedro wrote: pirates do what the fuck they like

well, that's probably true, but I don't think they like to smuggle.
I mean why exert that effort if they could just steal something.

In the snuggling department, I bet the big problem is finding someone that wanted to snuggle with them. Especially those with hooks.

-craig

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:07 am

And scratchy beards!
I think pirates like to play baseball. And attack ships.
-bill

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:28 pm

fodroy wrote:pirates are dumb. the whole pirate/ninja/viking joke is pretty old.

Hear hear. That said, I've been on such a mobster kick lately. I'm so starting a family in my dorm next year. With nerf shotguns. Don Luca 2006 muh fuckas.

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:35 pm

starfinger wrote:wait a minute.. pirates don't smuggle, do they? they steal!

Or is that supposed to be "snuggle" ?

-craig

I believe they actually pillage, plunder, rifle, loot, kidnap, ravage(but srsly, they don't give a hoot), extort, pilfer, filch, sack, maraud, embezzle(mmm, fraud), hijack, kindle, char(mmm, steak), inflame, ignite, they also burn up the city, they're quite a fright, they're rascals, scoundrels, villains, knaves, devils, black sheep, terrible eggs, beggars, blighters, ne'er-do-well cads, but they're loved by their mummies and daddies.

Oh.

A pirate's life for me. *wistful sigh*

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:44 pm

You forgot 'plums'

I'm mighty tighty pirate and I'm smuggling plums.

Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:04 pm

i didn't see an option for keira knightley. if i were a pirate i'd totally snuggle her. or probably if i were not a pirate too.

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:57 am

Best Pirates- Uncle Gabby & Drinky the Crow.

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:16 am

I have always had a soft spot for Captain Harlock, Space Pirate.

But, as I have said, there is really only one pirate for me, Mr Treepwood!

jeffhenderson · Post by **jeffhenderson** » Sun May 14, 2006 12:38 am

Why does every Songfighter have a pirate avatar?

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Sun May 14, 2006 12:43 am

JeffHenderson wrote:Why does every Songfighter have a pirate avatar?

Not every songfighter.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Sun May 14, 2006 1:44 am

i don't have one either.

hey, i just thought of a pirate name that every one of you pirate people can share. here it is: CAPTAIN RETARD!!!

you're welcome.

blue · Post by **blue** » Sun May 14, 2006 3:00 am

fodroy wrote:i don't have one either.

hey, i just thought of a pirate name that every one of you pirate people can share. here it is: CAPTAIN RETARD!!!

you're welcome.

yeah, we should all switch to furry costumes. how many holes does the panda suit have, dan?

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Sun May 14, 2006 7:19 am

From Pirates to Furries....Song Fight is Fetish County.

Pirates

If you were a pirate what would you smuggle?

Pirates