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more fucking pirates

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 4:09 pm
by blue
less fucking CSS.

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 4:12 pm
by blue
Pirates of the Caribbean (Bethesda Soft):

Fun as heck, but a little clunky on the Xbox. The ship battles are epic in pace, and there's plenty of booty to be had. I give it a B+. It'd prolly score higher on PC.

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 4:16 pm
by blue
Sid Meir's "Pirates!":

A little heavy on the arcade-style play for my tastes. The quests are also very linear, altho moderately satisfying. It lacked the depth of on-island play present in POTC, but the streamlined ship battles made it at least a pleasant alternative. B-

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 4:17 pm
by blue
Tropico, Pirate Island! (Poptop):

A fun pirate RTS involving making craploads of rum and building expansive bordellos. A+.

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:05 pm
by Bjam
Blue, you're slightly mad.

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:23 pm
by sausage boy
blue wrote:Sid Meir's "Pirates!":
I used to have this game on my Amige 500. It is that old, but I love it! In my opinion one of the best games ever.

You are also missing;

Monkey Island 1 - 4
Treasure Island Dizzy

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:37 pm
by blue
i played the updated 2004 version of pirates, not the old school one.

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:42 pm
by Spud
It is inexcusable that I have not joined this thread. Or, you know, the other one.

SPUD

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:44 pm
by blue
put an eyepatch on that potato and begin ye some mayhem.

AVAST!

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:07 pm
by jack
blue wrote:put an eyepatch on that potato and begin ye some mayhem.

AVAST!
Image

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:20 pm
by blue
eyepatches: left or right eye?

discuss.

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:25 pm
by jack
which one makes you gay?

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:37 pm
by sausage boy
blue wrote:i played the updated 2004 version of pirates, not the old school one.
I loved Pirates! It had the best midi sea shanty music.

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:55 pm
by The Anchors
What's the take on James K. Polk vs. a Pirate?

I personally believe Polk would beat the shit out of a pirate.

And after examining google images it seems that a patch on the left eye is more widely preferred.

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:59 pm
by blue
James K Polk > *.

but he is an honorary pirate, so it's not a real comparison.

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 9:04 pm
by The Anchors
I found the best pirates movie EVAR.

Do NOT skip the intro.

http://www.piratesxxx.com

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 9:42 pm
by Märk

Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 10:22 am
by Eric Y.
i'm too lazy to look further down the list for the new avatar thread. this one will work just as well. please to enjoy.

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 6:09 am
by jimtyrrell
Eyepatch = Scorpio from General Hospital.

Also: still looking for a good pirate avatar to adopt.

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:20 am
by Henrietta
jimtyrrell wrote:
Also: still looking for a good pirate avatar to adopt.
Image

The eyepatch makes him a bad-ass. And look, he's about to stomp on Noah's Ark.

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:29 am
by Sober
The Anchors wrote:And after examining google images it seems that a patch on the left eye is more widely preferred.
They're all copying me.

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:07 am
by Mogosagatai
That's your right eye.