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The Complaint Department
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:57 pm
by The Complaint Department
Hello SongFight! We are The Complaint Department, and we are open for your business. We bring music, advice and of course the requisite opinions which we fully expect to be brought back to us by unhappy customers.
The opinions and advice that is. Complaints about our music is handled by another department, and they haven't registered yet. We'll let you know what you can do with those later.
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:09 pm
by Oust The Mods
The Complaint Department seems to be Out Of Order.
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:12 pm
by Oust The Mods
And I have to take a massive dump.
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:15 pm
by Oust The Mods
I guess I'll have to take over for the Complaint Department while they are out.
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:30 pm
by The Complaint Department
Wow one post and we're already "out of order".
And forcing people to defecate.
I guess day 1 is a success.
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:51 pm
by deshead
Hello
the complaint department.
This poll seems to be missing options for "beer", "chocolate," and "sandwiches."
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:02 pm
by DELETED
DELETED
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:15 pm
by john m
deshead wrote:Hello
the complaint department.
This poll seems to be missing options for "beer", "chocolate," and "sandwiches."
And a purpose.
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:50 pm
by Reist
john m wrote:And a purpose.
The purpose is sandwiches ... duh. What other reason do you need?
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:01 am
by Oust The Mods
I've been complaining for 3 1/2 years now.
Where have you been?
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:53 am
by The Complaint Department
I was busy taking "Issue Resolvement" classes at a local community college. When this position opened up, I skipped the interview process altogether and annointed myself "The Complaint Department".
As for your complaining for 3.5 years, I see you joined in February of this year. I admit that math has never been my strongpoint, but that doesn't even add up to a half of a year. Regardless, I'm here to help madame, what seems to be the issue?
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:35 am
by Mogosagatai
Songfight's been around much longer than this messageboard, TCD. And yeah, so has Ouster. Though he goes by many names.
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:42 pm
by The Complaint Department
deshead wrote:Hello
the complaint department.
This poll seems to be missing options for "beer", "chocolate," and "sandwiches."
It appears that the author of that thread has
apologized for his obvious oversight of the beer issue. If there is anything else we can assist you with, please be sure to let us know.
Out Of Order wrote:Oust The Mods wrote:The Complaint Department seems to be Out Of Order.
The Complaint Department is not Out Of Order.
That is correct…..and Out Of Order is not The Complaint Department.
Mogosagatai wrote:Songfight's been around much longer than this messageboard, TCD.
Yeah I gathered that by the whole “Five Years Ago This Weekâ€
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:43 pm
by Oust The Mods
The Complaint Department has been open for 24 hours now
and I have yet to hear one complaint come out of it.
This is a gyp.
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:45 pm
by Oust The Mods
You people need to do something about your rate of production.
I would expect a complaint every hour or so.
You short on help?
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:45 am
by The Complaint Department
Oust The Mods wrote:The Complaint Department has been open for 24 hours now
and I have yet to hear one complaint come out of it.
This is a gyp.
You're confusing me with "The Whine My Juvenile Ass Off Department". That would be 3 websites over and to the
left
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:29 am
by Oust The Mods
What complaints are you offering us?
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:43 am
by Leaf
Oust The Mods wrote:What complaints are you offering us?
Us.
See. I TOLD you that more than one person has been logging in as OTM.
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:53 am
by Smalltown Mike
Leaf is the Encyclopedia Brown of Song Fight!
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:57 pm
by Baby Oust
this doesnt wort
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:33 am
by Oust The Mods
Who been messin' wid mah baby.
Ahm bout gettin' ready to whup me some butts round here.
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:59 am
by Hoblit
Oust The Mods wrote:Who been messin' wid mah baby.
Ahm bout gettin' ready to whup me some butts round here.
ha, internet tough guy. I'm so, how you say? oh yeah, scared.