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I've got a joke without a punchline:

"Hey! Have you seen the new Mel Gibson movie?"...

Now, there must be a funny answer to this - but I really can't think of one.

Or how about:

"Hey! Have you heard that Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe are doing a movie together? It's called..... "

once again - I've got nothing.

I've Googled - but I can't find any Mel Gibson jokes. This is driving me insane

There must be funny punchlines for these. What are they?

Suggestions?

Well I think I know a punchline without a set-up and that's the fact that Mel Gibson helped produce the Leonard Cohen doc.

Caravan Ray wrote:
"Hey! Have you heard that Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe are doing a movie together? It's called..... "

Passion of the Christ

"Hey! Have you heard that Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe are doing a Vegas show together. They get on stage and then they find a Jew in the audience and Mel vigorously fucks the Jew up in the ass. And that makes Russell angry because everything makes Russell angry so he starts fucking Mel in the ass. Then a spotlight falls on Mel and he thinks it's Christ so he pulls out and starts vigorously masturbating to what he thinks is an epiphany. Which pisses off Russell who punches Mel and then teabags. The Jew sees Mel getting teabagged and throws up. It lands on Mel's crotch. He thinks it's the touch of the lord and he ejacuates and the sperm lands on the stage in the shape of the Virgin Mary. And Russell gets pissed at that and storms off stage and punches 2 ladies in the front row."

"What the hell do they call that show?"

"The Aristocrats."

I've heard so much about that joke and I'm so glad you were the first person I actually heard/saw telling it

i just saw the documentary "the aristocrats" the other day. Its a damn funny joke but i still dont fully get the punchline but it doesnt matter because all the sick vile stuff that comes in the middle is totally worth it.

mr_lostman wrote:i still dont fully get the punchline but it doesnt matter because all the sick vile stuff that comes in the middle is totally worth it.

You do get it.

mr_lostman wrote:Its a damn funny joke but i still dont fully get the punchline

You must be american :)

Niveous Devilchild wrote:"Hey! Have you heard that Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe are doing a Vegas show together. They get on stage and then they find a Jew in the audience and Mel vigorously fucks the Jew up in the ass. And that makes Russell angry because everything makes Russell angry so he starts fucking Mel in the ass. Then a spotlight falls on Mel and he thinks it's Christ so he pulls out and starts vigorously masturbating to what he thinks is an epiphany. Which pisses off Russell who punches Mel and then teabags. The Jew sees Mel getting teabagged and throws up. It lands on Mel's crotch. He thinks it's the touch of the lord and he ejacuates and the sperm lands on the stage in the shape of the Virgin Mary. And Russell gets pissed at that and storms off stage and punches 2 ladies in the front row."

"What the hell do they call that show?"

"The Aristocrats."

Yep - That'll do!

A variation on a classic (also with no punchline).

So Mel Gibson walks into a Bar Mitzvah...

fodroy wrote:A variation on a classic (also with no punchline).

So Mel Gibson walks into a Bar Mitzvah...

yes - another winner!

Caravan Ray wrote:I've got a joke without a punchline:

"Hey! Have you seen the new Mel Gibson movie?"...

It's a wreck.

Caravan Ray wrote:"Hey! Have you heard that Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe are doing a movie together? It's called..... "

The Passion of the Beautiful Gladiator?

Caravan Ray wrote: "Hey! Have you seen the new Mel Gibson movie?"...

Schindler's pissed ?

Good one, Sausage Boy.

The Passion of the Chist that's a bad career move.

Mad Mel

A Beautifully Mind Boggling Binge

Glad he's a hater

the passion of the cinderella man

sausage boy wrote:

Caravan Ray wrote: "Hey! Have you seen the new Mel Gibson movie?"...

Schindler's pissed ?

nice one

What about just going with the truth, which is already zany/funny enough:

"Have you seen the new Mel Gibson movie? It's about how the godlessness of Aztecs destroyed their own society from the inside out!"

...'Steve Irwin walks into a barb.....'