Snakes On a Plane

jute gyte · Post by **jute gyte** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:47 pm

This movie was neither good enough nor bad enough to be enjoyable. They waste a terrific premise by playing it like a standard bland summer crisis movie with more swearing and comedic bits that fall flat. The product placement is so blatant that at one point I was reminded of I, Robot. Tepid shit that lacks the balls of its title.

a bebop a rebop · Post by **a bebop a rebop** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:36 pm

I was already afraid of this one. There was no way it was going to live up to any of the hype.

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 5:52 am

All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us

Post by **Lunkhead** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:47 pm

Your shitty movie made me barf, Samuel L. Jackson.

C

raisedbywolves · Post by **raisedbywolves** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:04 pm

j$ · Post by j$ » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:55 pm

I saw this. I liked it. B-

Brick Pig · Post by **Brick Pig** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:04 pm

I keep wondering what it is exactly that people are expecting when they see this. I've read over and over how disappointed people have been. I saw it (with Mrs. Pig on our anniversary weekend, no less) and it was PRECISELY what we expected. Stupid, goofy, cut-rate shlock.

I'm not saying it's a good film. I'm saying I'm amazed that so many people seem to have expected it to *be* a good film.

Adam! · Post by **Adam!** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:52 pm

I'm with J$ and BP on this one. I saw it; it was exactly what I expected (a crappy movie about snakes.... ON A PLANE). More backstory than I was expecting from a movie that is effectively summarized by its title. Low B-

Post by **Lunkhead** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:59 pm

I was expecting it to be a little more intentionally awful, and over the top. Like with Sam Jackson saying "motherfucking" every other word. "snake vision" was pretty hilariously stupid. I was hoping for more stuff like that. I felt like it was just a crappy movie that had been marketed as an intentionally crappy, campy B-movie romp.

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