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This goes mostly out to any straight males here on SF: how would you react if a (gay) male (you didn't know) offered a no-strings-attached blow job? I'd think the reaction would probably be a mix of "thanks, but no thanks" and "ew, creepazoid," but I'd like to get more points of view on this. Also, erotic fiction has deluded me into thinking there's a slim chance of a "hmmm... okay" response.

(This is mostly hypothetical, although based on actual fantasized events. I'm mainly looking to satisfy my curiosity without actually engaging in an experiment to find out the reaction.)

Gemini6Ice wrote:if a person you don't know offered you a no-strings-attached blow job, would'ja?

There is no such thing as a "no-strings-attached" blow job, ESPECIALLY if you don't know the person. Anyway, the gay thing doesn't even enter into it; if a random stranger propositioned me my answer would be "no", regardless of gender / orientation / race / eye colour / political alignment / etc...

Gemini6Ice wrote:I'm mainly looking to satisfy my curiosity

If you're really curious I doubt this poll will satisfy you. All puns unintended, I swear.

Puce wrote:

Gemini6Ice wrote:if a person you don't know offered you a no-strings-attached blow job, would'ja?

There is no such thing as a "no-strings-attached" blow job, ESPECIALLY if you don't know the person. Anyway, the gay thing doesn't even enter into it; if a random stranger propositioned me my answer would be "no", regardless of gender / orientation / race / eye colour / political alignment / etc...

Well, my answer would most likely be "no" as well (cf. the time some old guy asked me if I'd like to have my feet licked, but that was a combination of lack of interest in both the individual and the activity). But then again, I'm a bit of a prude (compared to most men, I feel), so I'd like a wider range of perspectives.

I'm not sure if I should share the anecdote that ends with me with using Lysol "down there."

Gemini6Ice wrote:I'm mainly looking to satisfy my curiosity

If you're really curious I doubt this poll will satisfy you. All puns unintended, I swear. :wink:[/quote]

Thanks for replying though. Out of 42 views, you are the only one brave enough to say anything. I do appreciate it. :o

I actually got an offer like this over myspace about a year and a half ago. I ignored the message the first time, but then I responded with a simple "No. Please stop sending these messages." And he did. A simple look at the guy's profile, however, suggests that he had been propositioning many young males around Muncie.

Yeah, sorry about that, Fodroy. I just can't help myself.

Stranger, of any kind, offering a no-strings blowjob. No thanks.

j$ offering a no strings blowjob... hmmm... keep talking...

I'd be more interested in seeing how a blowjob with strings attached works. Are we talking some sort of block-and-tackle mechanism here to provide a mechanical advantage?

We need much more information, man. Does he swallow, etc.?

And when I say 'etc.,' I mean 'that's all the information I need.'

Haha, CR. Awesome. As for the original question, definitely not, for a number of reasons. At least 5, I think.
-bill

This is all i have to offer on this matter.

<b>Please watch and learn...</b>

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Some of you young kids don't remember the 80s when our President ignored the gaining crisis and well, here we are, ignoring it again. The whole stranger thing doesn't work in the long run beyond simple voyeurism, as Elton John has demonstrated (I mean he's proof, not that he actually held live demonstrations or anything. Well, I wasn't invited at least, so maybe he did).

Anyway, be careful.

Clearly you are interested.

Clearly you are bi-curious.


Honestly, a no-strings attached blowjob from a male? I'm a 95% no. Mostly because I have rarely had sexual arousal generated by another man. But I'm not shy... there is one person I felt a fleeting, momentary consideration for. It passed, but I think that sometimes sexual energy is so profound, one can't help but have an attraction regardless of gender.


Furthermore, the fact of the matter is, I'm married, so it's hard to answer your "poll" (hopefully not a pun, but where exactly are the "poll" questions?) without taking into consideration people's current commitments to others.


A woman offers me a "no-strings" attached blow job and my wife is completely encouraging?


Wait a minute...is this songfight or penthouse forum?

HeuristicsInc wrote:definitely not, for a number of reasons. At least 5, I think.

What are their names?

Caravan Ray wrote:I'd be more interested in seeing how a blowjob with strings attached works. Are we talking some sort of block-and-tackle mechanism here to provide a mechanical advantage?

That sounds more like ropeful bondage to me.

Leaf wrote:Clearly you are interested.

Clearly you are bi-curious.

Wait, I suspect people are misunderstanding. I wasn't propositioned! I'm curious about the feasibility of a fantasy I have in which <i>I</i> proposition a certain gym crush of mine.

Honestly, a no-strings attached blowjob from a male? I'm a 95% no. Mostly because I have rarely had sexual arousal generated by another man. But I'm not shy... there is one person I felt a fleeting, momentary consideration for. It passed, but I think that sometimes sexual energy is so profound, one can't help but have an attraction regardless of gender.

The latter circumstance, I feel, is what may make the scenario a little more reasonable. Also, if you don't look, how do you know who's down there?

A woman offers me a "no-strings" attached blow job and my wife is completely encouraging?

What's the answer to this one?

Wait a minute...is this songfight or penthouse forum?

Let's compromise and call it songhouse.

For me, the answer would be 'no thanks', delivered as politely as my surprise at the question would allow. But I'd probably spend the rest of the week worrying about how I gave you signals that made you think I might be open to the possibility.

obscurity wrote:For me, the answer would be 'no thanks', delivered as politely as my surprise at the question would allow.

That's just because you're British

(Also, that's a pretty interesting question, and some interesting responses[although unexpected on the whole]. There's a group of teenagers from my school who do a similar thing every weekend. They just go to parties[most in the city or in NJ] and do all sorts of sexual acts with people they've never met before, telling them beforehand that they'll most likely never see them again. But then they're teenagers and teenagers are all meant to be out doing all sorts of promiscuous activities. It's really really strange, but they dig it so I guess whatever floats your boat.)

Leaf wrote:there is one person I felt a fleeting, momentary consideration for.

In fairness, Leaf, you knew that was a possibility BEFORE you got in the hot tub with me.

Leaf wrote:Mostly because I have rarely had sexual arousal generated by another man.

That's because you are Canadian and don't watch cricket. As any red-blooded, testosterone-spurting Australian male knows, there is absolutely nothing weird about feeling a certain tingle in the nether regions where Shane Warne is concerned. (Or David Boon).

If Warney was offerng headjobs, and I thought that in some way it might help him get his flipper working again - I'd be more than happy to take one for my country.

Bjam wrote: But then they're teenagers and teenagers are all meant to be out doing all sorts of promiscuous activities.

I didn't get that memo 25 years ago.

Caravan Ray wrote:

Bjam wrote: But then they're teenagers and teenagers are all meant to be out doing all sorts of promiscuous activities.

I didn't get that memo 25 years ago.

Sorry Ray. I was wondering why I got 2 copies and why the second one had an Australian postmark.

If I can find it, I'll forward it along.

Caravan Ray wrote:

Bjam wrote: But then they're teenagers and teenagers are all meant to be out doing all sorts of promiscuous activities.

I didn't get that memo 25 years ago.

Perhaps it hasn't made it this far into the world yet? I never saw anything like this either, and that was a mere 7 years ago.

I'm sure if you tried promiscuous activities now, Ray, you would be instantly inducted into Australian Parliment.