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Blurb!

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:42 am
by Niveous
Object: Make a 10 word or less blurb about a Songfight band. Remember Blurbs are usually positive.

Example-

"If Shellac did Songfights they'd be Sonofsupercar".

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:28 pm
by fodroy
Niveous can shoot lasers from his guitar, making you cry.

Luke Henley is songfight's gentle rapist.

Johnny Cashpoint's music will make you hump an electrical outlet.

Jordan Seavers makes happy fun time less annoying.

Phunt used my dog as an instrument. It was awesome.

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:16 pm
by fluffy
Octothorpe sounds like Kermit the Frog driven to severe psychological disassociation from years of fronting for a death-metal band.

Okay, that was a little too long.

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:12 pm
by Sober
It's also a direct quote from Spin Magazine.

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:50 pm
by fluffy
O RLY

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:05 pm
by Märk
"Paul Denyer raped my dad (lol)"

"Octothorpe is like pink fibreglass insulation underwear."

(more to come)

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:25 am
by rone rivendale
"Melvin could hurl chuncks over beats and it'd still rock!"