Rone Rivendale

Chef Boyardee · Post by **Chef Boyardee** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:27 pm

It is no secret that Rone Rivendale is one of the most prolific and impacting musicians of the new millennium and perhaps ever. His music, weaving intricately composed melodies with emotional and powerful lyrics, has changed the lives of countless listeners and has reached the ears of people all around the world. Rone's music strikes a universal chord, his message is one of peace, understanding, and worldwide cohesion. It should therefore be no surprise that people wish to erect a museum to forever memorialize this modern Renaissance man's contributions to the world and further spread his amazing message. This is my dream.

Perhaps I should introduce myself though. I am Phineas W. Morgan, a noted Smithsonian music archivist, renown across the world for my numerous music history books such as "America's Funniest Slave Tunes" and "Midgets With Oboes: A Look Back on the Littlest Struggle". My most recent book, "A Brief Glimpse at the Music in Human-Animal Interaction in Sport-Themed Environment Films" covered the film scores of movies such as Soccer Dog, Airbud 2, and of course, MVP: Most Valuable Primate. I am also the founder of Kwanza'a.

I come to you today to ask you for your help. Although I am in posession of a few of Rone Rivendale's songs, I do not have enough to open a museum. I humbly ask you, the Song Fight Network, to give me Rone Rivendale's music. All contributors will be mentioned in the museum's brochure and will receive a free Rone Rivendale shirt with an enlarged picture of his face on it.

I thank you all very much and wish you a jovial Kwanza'a.

rone rivendale · Post by **rone rivendale** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:38 pm

Funny Chef. Aren't you from Corp X forums?

Chef Boyardee · Post by **Chef Boyardee** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:48 pm

Why, it's Mike "Rone Rivendale" Bush himself. I am both honored and awed to make your acquaintance and I hope that I have not been too forward in my endeavors. Mr. Bush, at the risk of rushing past introductions too quickly, I would greatly appreciate it if you sent me some of your music. What little I have heard exuded with a magnificent brilliance that few can even comprehend, let alone achieve. Please, Mr. Bush, send me some of your music.

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:03 pm

except not

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:01 pm

I think my good friend SM said it best.

Wow.

Chef Boyardee · Post by **Chef Boyardee** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:52 pm

I appreciate the enthusiasm I am receiving for my idea to establish a Rone Rivendale museum but I believe a better way to show enthusiasm would be to send me more of his music. Regardless, thanks all for your comments.

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:55 am

Ok. If you are serious, get a brain... a post phrased with the language you have used belonging to a person who can't figure out how to use the archive to get music? I don't think so.

Two posts is enthusiasm? I don't think so.

You are serious and NOT mocking the guy in some manner, whether mean spirited or possibly locker-room banter? I don't think so.

I'm not sure, but I think Rone Rivendale is actually Paris Hilton.

Smalltown Mike · Post by **Smalltown Mike** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:01 am

Leaf wrote: I'm not sure, but I think Rone Rivendale is actually Paris Hilton.

Then I'm pretty sure I've seen video of Rone doing some nasty stuff.

rone rivendale · Post by **rone rivendale** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:07 pm

While I am as skinny as Paris, I can assure you I am not her.

And Chef is of course just being a retarded cuz he posts on another forum I belong to and somehow found out I come here as well.

It is kinda funny though.

Chef Boyardee · Post by **Chef Boyardee** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:11 pm

Leaf wrote:Ok. If you are serious, get a brain... a post phrased with the language you have used belonging to a person who can't figure out how to use the archive to get music? I don't think so.

I apologize. I am not as acquainted with the internet as I'd like to be although I have since figured out how to obtain Rone's music from the archives. I appreciate your help, though, because without your comments I certainly would not have been galvanized into searching for it.

Although I'm receiving primarily negative responses, I do not believe this would be the general consensus of the public. That said, I am sure I will have my fair share of nay-sayers in the future and I appreciate the experience this has given me.

I have already contacted the internationally-known architect I.M. Pei and we are currently negotiating the cost and design of the museum. Although Mr. Pei prefers a more traditional look, I believe a more modern, perhaps even "post-modern" look would be more befitting of Mr. Bush's style. Regardless, I must thank all of you for hosting such a hodgepodge menagerie of Mr. Bush's art and I can only hope you continue to do so.

Billy's Little Trip · Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:36 pm

Chef Boyardee wrote:
Leaf wrote:Ok. If you are serious, get a brain... a post phrased with the language you have used belonging to a person who can't figure out how to use the archive to get music? I don't think so.
I apologize. I am not as acquainted with the internet as I'd like to be although I have since figured out how to obtain Rone's music from the archives. I appreciate your help, though, because without your comments I certainly would not have been galvanized into searching for it.

Although I'm receiving primarily negative responses, I do not believe this would be the general consensus of the public. That said, I am sure I will have my fair share of nay-sayers in the future and I appreciate the experience this has given me.

I have already contacted the internationally-known architect I.M. Pei and we are currently negotiating the cost and design of the museum. Although Mr. Pei prefers a more traditional look, I believe a more modern, perhaps even "post-modern" look would be more befitting of Mr. Bush's style. Regardless, I must thank all of you for hosting such a hodgepodge menagerie of Mr. Bush's art and I can only hope you continue to do so.

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