The Song Fight Bulletin Board

tw3rp
Due: Wednesday 02/28/07 9:59am pdt

Geez, results, songs and a title all posted today! Don't you have anything better to do, Spud? Get a life, man.

rdurand wrote:Geez, results, songs and a title all posted today! Don't you have anything better to do, Spud? Get a life, man.

He's been convalescing in Hodgman's house lately, and he's been really bored lately, so he has a lot of time on his hands.

Here are my rejected ideas so far:
1) Singing a list of all the serial numbers of all the products I can find in my room.
"And the windows product key said:
DotDotDot TRRYJ 9XP3Y TW3RP MXKJT GLVNJ"

2) Writing a song about the myspace.com user /tw3rp. She's Canadian.

3) The agricultural adventures of R2D2's cousin.

Man. This is a tough assignment if we're not going to resort to nerdcore.
But I'm sure the challenge will be met.
Thanks for the quick turnaround.

this fight is going to suck.

I plan to ignore the 3 in the title, and instead pay homage to Caravan Ray's "rock and roll accent" thread by adopting whatever accent it is that pronounces twerp as "twoip" and hurt as "hoit".

Denyer wrote:this fight is going to suck.

You're predicting that no-one will make a good song?
Bit early for that, isn't it?
Of course if you want to predict that your song will suck, go right ahead.

Idea for somebody else to use: license plates.

As an aside, I actually work with the guy who has this:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/77886165@N00/884944/

spinlock wrote:
2) Writing a song about the myspace.com user /tw3rp. She's Canadian.

I'd go with this one. "Crusher has little to say". That's a great line right there.

Christ on a cracker, Spud.

Edit: Oh damn, I just came up with something good.

This title is not Spud's fault. Read the FAQ.

Oh, I'm not complaining, I just felt like saying Christ on a cracker.
By the way, what was I supposed to be looking for in the FAQ? I didn't see anything as to how you pick the titles. But I'm sure you have a very sophisticated system with pie charts and spread sheets.

The title is great!!! I'm gonna make something so impossible in the whole of music industry... A tribute to Adam Sandler!!!!LOL

Another title, another half-written idea. Hopefully I'll be able to join ya'll in this round!

G3rt should reaaaally be in this fight.

I just sent Des a message earlier saying the same thing.

So I just realized that this is my two-year anniversary fight! the first fight I did was due on February 28, 2005. I guess I'd better submit something (I was working on it anyway).

oh man.

gert, please be in this fight. i love you guys so much.

livin' life large, guilty as chaaarged
i'm a mothafuckin' baaad caat

rdurand wrote:So I just realized that this is my two-year anniversary fight! the first fight I did was due on February 28, 2005. I guess I'd better submit something (I was working on it anyway).

Congrats Ross!!! You are an amazing musician. I'm sure I won't remember to even notice when I've been here for two years.

I missed our 2 year anniversary fight last november. Id like to enter something but I can't get around the title. Maybe I'll just rename something and throw some speak n spell over it.

Christ on a Cracker?


Mmmmmmm........sacrilicious.

Mmmmmmm........sacrilicious

HaHaHaHa!!!