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Is Girl drama inevitable?

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:34 pm
by drë
So I've been somewhat boning this girl Jenny for about 5 months now. Beautiful girl, great smile we get along just fine, and now she’s talking about moving in together.

But lately, I’ve been so busy and she’s gotten so fat, that the relationship has really suffered due to the circumstances.

Also, a few weeks ago, I started messing with another woman named Jessica. A little in the crazy side, but great ass. She also got a PhD in psychology, and runs her own firm downtown close to where I work. She’s loaded, has 4 employees and drives a 2008 Lexus.
She’s been really nice to me, takes me out to lunch and shit.
Yesterday she asked me if I wanted to run off with her, to her summer beach home somewhere on the cost of Italy, for an entire month. I told her “hell Yeah!” without even thinking about it.

Point is, I was actually retarded enough to tell jenny this last night, and how I could score a free vacation to Italy for a month, with this woman I met and then she got completely jealous, and I had no idea why.
Then this morning at her apartment to my surprise she told me she was actually happy that I have the chance to spend a month in Italy this summer, and that I should do it, as long as I don’t do her(Jessica). This is good news to me, as I’d already had told Jessica I would definitely go with her to Italy.
Tonight I went to visit jenny after work and found her wearing a Chastity belt, could you believe it? A freaking chastity belt? Yeah I could take a hint girl.

So I've decided I probably won't move in with jenny, and that alone will probably jeopardize
Any chance I had with Jennie’s younger sister Cynthia.

I guess my question is: Does it have to be this way? Are girls everywhere going to be like musicians? Three weeks ago this girl was my best fucking friend in the world, and now she won't let me bone her anymore? Because I'm talking to another woman?

Forgive the somewhat boredom-induced repost, but this shit was making me laugh.
I love you guys, and I don't see any good reason for this to go down this way.

Sorry for the length. Laugh away

I know am an ass, sorry sober.
(Not laughing at your situation just thought I’d make something funny out of your post)

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:52 pm
by DJ Big Dick
A great man once said:

"You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker."


Wise words.

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:24 pm
by Märk
Dre has just become my new Favorite Person©

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:38 pm
by roymond
Musicians are awesome, dude.

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:50 pm
by Leaf
That was cruel. And well done. Cruelly well done. I liked it. You gotta write a song like that...or point me to the one you already did! You're like the Weird Al of posting.