The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Do you like bad soul?
Wanna see me stuff 12 and a half yards of summer sausage up my asshole?
Wanna argue that the universe started as a singularity
Then give me a sponge bath and make sure you get all the dingleberries?

My brain's actually pretty great
I like to pretend I'm gay, but I'm actually straight
And I still can't decide which hand I prefer when I masturbate

And Bluelang asserts:
"Sven Mullet, you so dumb it hurts" (nuh uh)
"Then why you sound like Gert? Man, I got the Hershey squirts"

Back when I was young, I was a sexual dynamo
Now I can't get laid, even by a 'ho

etc.

I could do this all day long, because I AM NOT ONE OF YOU
I COME FROM A DISTANT TIME
I AM KNOWN AS 'THE KICKER OF ELVES'
I AM ALSO KNOWN AS 'THE ANGEL CRUSHER'
THESE PICKS I GIVE YOU WERE MOLDED IN SATAN'S ANUS
TAKE THEM- THEY ARE SOUVENIRS
SATAN PICKS

K, I'm done.

That was lovely.

I like to pretend you're straight. For the sake of gays the world over.

I'm not sure to whom you are referring... Sven, me, or Canadians in general.



Either way, stop sending me videophone pics of your weenis, I get it, it's pink and excitable.

Sven, you're a funny little feller. I like it, it sounds like a ICP song if you put the right music to it.

dee dee dee dee dee dee dee kicker of elves.

Leaf wrote:pics of your weenis.

How to spot a sexually repressed individual example # 62: Use of the word "weenis".

Billy's Little Trip wrote:Sven, you're a funny little feller. I like it, it sounds like a ICP song if you put the right music to it.

I thought it sounded like Built to Spill....

(hnyuk hnyuk hnyuk)

blue wrote:dee dee dee dee dee dee dee kicker of elves.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=H5KOXcYem90

Is it terrible that I recognize this as a parody of an Eminem song?

Elias_Aquarius wrote:Is it terrible that I recognize this as a parody of an Eminem song?

Thank you. Finally, *someone* gets it.

Sven wrote:

Elias_Aquarius wrote:Is it terrible that I recognize this as a parody of an Eminem song?

Thank you. Finally, *someone* gets it.

Once when we went to an amusement park when I was like, eleven, we found a burnt CD of rap and hip-hop music on the ground (with this song on it). It was pretty much me and my sister's only exposure to the genre, so needless to say, it got a good amount of turns on the five-disk player.