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So Weird
Caravan Ray

Lookin like a terrorist down there on Brunswick St
Brass knuckles baby, steel-capped boots on your feet
Trouble is as trouble does, trouble is your name
Tear it up baby, come on home, do it again
What's your fucking problem? You're so weird
What's your fucking problem? You're so weird
Come on girl

Everyone's against you, well at least that's what you say
Pissing off a pensioner can really make your day
You want me to respect you, you say you think I should
Well boo-hoo baby
You're just little Miss Understood
What's your fucking problem? You're so weird
What's your fucking problem? You're so weird
Alright

You're so weird, you're so weird baby baby baby you're so weird
You're so weird, you're so weird baby baby baby you're so weird
You're so weird, you're so weird baby baby baby you're so weird
You're so weird, you're so weird baby baby baby you're so weird

So Weird
by WreckdoM

It’s so weird sometimes when the real bends away
And reality becomes a playground
Just as a farmer has to plow,
We trod and toil for our tater tots
It’s so weird what the sky today has shown
Diamond Rays from our Fathers Home
Fascinating Light Dazzles My Mind
Kills the One who Dares to Find
Why in my mind the truth bends all the time
And I seek to find the man inside
When I find him, I’ll put my hands on him
He’ll ask me why I touch him
I scream out loud and beat my chest
Pulling red blood from my black vest
Tragedy melts into Ecstasy
As I crush the enemy
Giving disease to our young
For the love of the mystery
It’s so weird that the truth of us is a dream
And all we are looking for is love
Crashing down from heaven above
Missed the boat and my only chance
Can you tell me where I left my pants?
You can tell me all about my hands
My hands are huge, they grasp my fate
It’s so weird when the soul itself
Palpitates
And you realize the flesh
As the insulation that it is
And you see that the soul is all you are
You can melt my butter and start my car
Innocence lost is the night’s regret
Milking the sun is the morning’s profit
More curds and whey for the mother Mary moffitt
Looking like it’s proper when she pisses on your calculator
We’ll join Vincent Price in a blood soaked coffin
And throw the vice off
Free inside, the real of it all
Living in the light of the new dawn
Twisting the Obscenities
Until the Gold is Spun
Masking Truth from the Devil with An Angry Cheese!
Waxing the Balls of the Ancient Sleaze!
Wiping the Snot upon My Sleeve!
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time
And it’s weird what goes through a man’s mind,
So weird even still when we run out of time

So Weird

That’s so weird, cause I was wondering if you
were the type of girl who
wouldn’t mind me writing a song about you.
(And it’s weird), cause you couldn’t wait to see
what the next line might be
and it’s kind of weird cause these words came too easy to me.

And I found a couple of chords
that just seem to fit the theme
and it’s starting to come together pretty nice
(I didn’t think I had it in me.)
And I like the way it sounds.
And you like the way it sounds.
And when I play it for you, it just feels so weird.

That’s so weird, cause tonight I called your phone
to see if you were home
and you told me you’re glad I did cause you hate being alone.
(And it’s weird), cause I guess we lost track of time
we ended up talking all night
And as we watched the sun rise up, we both said “goodnight”

It seems we’re talking more and more
as the days move on
it feels like something’s growing
from what started as a simple song
and I like the way it feels
and you like the way it feels
but when I’m around you, it just feels so weird.

It’s so weird, cause I was thinking about you
and if you were thinking about me and that this could work out.
It’s so weird, cause every time I play this song
all I can think about is the night when I held your hand as we walked and said:
This is so weird. (But I like it)
This is so weird. (But don’t let go)
This is so weird. (But we’ll get used to it)
I know we will.
This is so weird.

sing along with Charcoal!
you know you've missed it!


There is nothing strange about a spelling bee
Who's the smart one? Soon we'll see
The first challenge falls to me, so:
w-e-i-r-d

You know the rules for 'I's and 'E's?
They don't apply to words like 'seize'
So memorize exceptions please
You ought to get these right with ease


Of all the things that bother me
Don't put the 'I' before the god-damned 'E'
w-e-i-r-d
The 'I' belongs after the god-damned 'E'


What is this world coming to?
This stuff should be like two plus two
I wouldn't doubt you'd fail math too

I guess this won't affect you much
'Cause causes cause effects and such
I hope I never lose this touch

It's so sad to think you just can't spell
Your education is shot to hell
It should be easy to excel

It's so weird to think you might not know
I guess you lose (with just one 'O')
That second vowel's got to go


Of all the things that bother me
Don't put the 'I' before the god-damned 'E'

So Weird
by Billy's Little Trip
Lyrics by Niveous

-verse 1-
It's status quo down at Parkville High
No one dares to ever steps out of line
And if you're not driving daddy's car
they don't give a fuck to who you are

-chorus-
They are the kids, of the perfect way
Sun shines on them every single day
The sharpest lives, will never ever fade
Everyday in this Godforsaken masquerade

-verse 2-
They set the rules and they set the pace
They're gonna put you right in your place
If you don't fit in, then you'll disappear
They don't like it when you're so weird.

-chorus-
They are the kids, of the perfect way
Sun shines on them every single day
The sharpest lives, will never ever fade
Everyday in this Godforsaken masquerade

-verse 3-
A system of taunts and humiliation
Ensures a much better chance of graduation
They believe in their silver spoons
And that people like you were born to lose

-chorus X2-
They are the kids, of the perfect way
Sun shines on them every single day
The sharpest lives, will never ever fade
Everyday in this Godforsaken masquerade

So Weird
Minty Handy
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So weird seeing you after so long
You look really different, but nothing has changed
I'd heard but now I know I was so wrong
I really can't face you, 'cuz nothing has changed

The way that you can phase me
You've got the looky-look that makes me crazy
Get up, get out, get up, get out
Gotta gotta get up, get out, get up

God, it's so weird seeing you after so long
I look really different, but I'm not really different
I'm exactly the same

So strange being with you for so long
Now things could be different, but not really different
I've changed, needed time and I moved on
Gave you time and you moved on, now I'm back to explain

The way that you can change me
You've got the way to rea-rearrange me
Get up, get out, get up, get out
Gotta gotta get up, get out, get up

God, it's so weird seeing you after so long
You look really different, but nothing has changed
No, nothing has changed

So Weird
by Holly and the Sleestaks

The city lights out over the bay
and I'm two thousand miles away

Living in suburban decay
Won’t have it any other way

And all these miles I've traveled
just to hear you bang your gavel

Both of these things seem so weird to me

We've been fighting a long time
never knowing who's wrong or right

Together
Apart
Stumbling through the same games

If ever we should part
After all, I hope someone breaks your fall

<b>So Weird</b>
- Andre was here at midnight

You’ve be surprise just how much we can all take
When life gets a little crazy sometimes

Cuz I seen some friends, go through hell and back
But we still get together, and drink and smoke and laugh at the past

And I for once, want to make this clear
That I also go crazy, when things get so weird
And I for once, want to make this clear
That I also go crazy, when life gets so weird

Friends have come, and lovers will go
And we’ll wear those scars in our skins, in our minds and in our souls

And I asked you this, 3 days ago
And you said,"well the same boat that taking you is taking us"

And I for once, want to make this clear
That I also go crazy, when life gets so weird
And as hard as we try, theirs still a human here
That’s trying to figure things out when life gets so weird

So Weird
by Monte Carlo

E F# G F#
The wet of sea spray hits my face
The beach is empty without a trace
The tide recedes and leaves foam like lace
Vale without a face

A---- D----
So weird
How our histories
Are a mishmash of
Ideologies

And yet
So many ways to be
That remain unnamed
As philosophy

[Solo]

E F# G F#
Russian freighter from Marmarous
Breaking surf at Bospherous
Pretty girls play the bala laika
Moon hangs like a fang

A---- D----
So weird
How there’s time for us
In the interim
Before we kiss the dust

As the sunsets
On our mortality
Humanity
Awaits bigger things

E B C A
Systems decline on a bell curved line
Like a bird on a rainbow
Eyes on the prize, it’s a world of lies
For the tender and youthful

So Weird
- State Shirt -

it's so weird i still live here
it's so weird i still know you
so weird i still love you
so weird i'm still alive.

every day i awake
and i'm truly amazed
i made it another day.

i'm too afraid to kill myself
and too afraid to really live.

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every day is the same
every night is the same
so weird i ended up here

every kiss is the same
every love is the same
so weird i ended up here
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so weird i still lie here
so weird i can't talk
so weird i can't move
so weird i'm still alive.

if i were to leave this place
tonight and not turn back
i'd end up where i started

i'm too afraid to kill myself
and too afraid to really love.

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every day is the same
every night is the same
so weird i ended up here

every drug is the same
every fight is the same
so weird i never change

every kiss is the same
every love is the same
so weird i ended up here

every day is the same
every night is the same
so weird i never change
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So Weird - There's Something Wrong With The G-Diffuser

(As interpreted by Paco del Stinko)

I drank a bottle of Tilex so my bowels would be real clean
I bought a Commodore 64 to enhance the machine
I put a flashlight on my solar panel so I'd never run out of juice
I put a bullet in a slingshot and got a three headed noose

My rocket ship's got turbo boosters
When I osccillate my way into the sun
And my hover-raft travels the horizon
And finally the dawn has come un-done

Broke both my legs so I get Worker's Compensation
I ate three packs of Oragel to start a conversation
I chewed on a cardboard box 'cos I need to go on a diet
Quiet! I'm trying to diet

My rocket ship's got turbo boosters
When I osccillate my way into the sun
And my hover-raft travels the horizon
And finally the dawn has come un-done

So Weird - There's Something Wrong With The G-Diffuser (corrected, not that it makes it any more coherent)

I drank a bottle of Tilex so my bowels would be clean
I bought a Commodore 64 to enhance my machine
I put a flashlight on my solar panel so I'd never run out of juice
I put a bullet in a slingshot cause I'm a creative muse

My rocking chair's got turbo boosters
Gonna oscillate my way into the sun
And my Hoveround travels the horizon
And finally the dawn has come un-done

Broke both my legs so I get Worker's Compensation
I ate three packs of Oragel to start a conversation
I chewed on a cardboard box 'cos I need to go on a diet
Quiet! Rhymes with diet.

My rocking chair's got turbo boosters
Gonna oscillate my way into the sun
And my Hoveround travels the horizon
And finally the dawn has come un-done