completely unsolicited newbie advice about how to suck
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:10 am
from someone really not qualified to give advice of any form.
As I think has been summed up in various other discussions at various other times, there are poorly written songs, poorly performed songs, and poorly recorded songs. And some songs are more than one of these. I am probably plagiarizing the thoughts of other, better commentators here.
Poorly written songs, nothing will save. If people think your lyrics are stupid, no amount of musical inventiveness will get their vote or good reviews. If you use a cliche chord progression without having a good REASON to use it, people will just think you're not creative. (Reasons are things like: if your song is blues, there are only so many chord progressions that sound authentic in that genre. But if you do that, the lyrics and playing better be good because all ears will be on them. And some reviewers hate genres like that, and will tell you so.)
Poorly performed songs are a real pity. Because they might be well written, but no one will know because no one will be able to hear the good song under the bad performance. If instruments are not in tune with themselves or with each other, singing is off key, things are not in time with each other, you will get bad reviews. Period. These are the things that really make your song sound unprofessional.
These are the things that separate you, the hobbyist, from even the shittiest professional band. Even the worst band you've ever heard gets this stuff right, because if they have a record deal or a gig at anything other than open-mic night, they at least have someone who makes them practice. Even the most poorly recorded teenage hardcore no-hit-wonders of 1981 have this. Even the most stoned out, aimlessly noodling hippy jam-band have this.
If your music is so written that most people can't tell if it is being performed correctly or not, you're in trouble. Like if you use such a strange rhythm that nobody can tell whether an instrument is on the beat or not, then nobody is going to be able to tell whether you're a master of your esoteric genre or just fucking around. If this really describes you, no shitting us here, then songfight is probably not for your type of music, because it's possible that what you do should not technically be described as a "song".
Finally, is recording and production. The majority of reviewers are willing to forgive a good song, played well, but recorded with merely adequate quality. This is, after all, why people like bootlegs and live albums.
Examples of bad recordings/mixes, bad enough to get you bad reviews and lose you votes, include: not being able to hear the vocals clearly enough to know if you like the lyrics or not, some instrument so loud that it drowns out the others without some legitimate reason for it being like that (and if you have a good reason, we'll know..), background noise as loud as the music.
A really bad recording or mix can cancel out the good points of your song, assuming your song has them. But no amount of recording fidelity will make a poor performance good.
I realize I routinely violate all of these myself... but then I *know* why I get bad reviews and I know when I deserve them. This is aimed at people who get the bad reviews and don't understand why.
As I think has been summed up in various other discussions at various other times, there are poorly written songs, poorly performed songs, and poorly recorded songs. And some songs are more than one of these. I am probably plagiarizing the thoughts of other, better commentators here.
Poorly written songs, nothing will save. If people think your lyrics are stupid, no amount of musical inventiveness will get their vote or good reviews. If you use a cliche chord progression without having a good REASON to use it, people will just think you're not creative. (Reasons are things like: if your song is blues, there are only so many chord progressions that sound authentic in that genre. But if you do that, the lyrics and playing better be good because all ears will be on them. And some reviewers hate genres like that, and will tell you so.)
Poorly performed songs are a real pity. Because they might be well written, but no one will know because no one will be able to hear the good song under the bad performance. If instruments are not in tune with themselves or with each other, singing is off key, things are not in time with each other, you will get bad reviews. Period. These are the things that really make your song sound unprofessional.
These are the things that separate you, the hobbyist, from even the shittiest professional band. Even the worst band you've ever heard gets this stuff right, because if they have a record deal or a gig at anything other than open-mic night, they at least have someone who makes them practice. Even the most poorly recorded teenage hardcore no-hit-wonders of 1981 have this. Even the most stoned out, aimlessly noodling hippy jam-band have this.
If your music is so written that most people can't tell if it is being performed correctly or not, you're in trouble. Like if you use such a strange rhythm that nobody can tell whether an instrument is on the beat or not, then nobody is going to be able to tell whether you're a master of your esoteric genre or just fucking around. If this really describes you, no shitting us here, then songfight is probably not for your type of music, because it's possible that what you do should not technically be described as a "song".
Finally, is recording and production. The majority of reviewers are willing to forgive a good song, played well, but recorded with merely adequate quality. This is, after all, why people like bootlegs and live albums.
Examples of bad recordings/mixes, bad enough to get you bad reviews and lose you votes, include: not being able to hear the vocals clearly enough to know if you like the lyrics or not, some instrument so loud that it drowns out the others without some legitimate reason for it being like that (and if you have a good reason, we'll know..), background noise as loud as the music.
A really bad recording or mix can cancel out the good points of your song, assuming your song has them. But no amount of recording fidelity will make a poor performance good.
I realize I routinely violate all of these myself... but then I *know* why I get bad reviews and I know when I deserve them. This is aimed at people who get the bad reviews and don't understand why.