A Friendly Reminder

[jeff robertson]

as recorded by FLVXXVM FLORVM

I know you broke my heart.
I know you made me cry.
But I'm here to remind you,
One day you're gonna die.

(You're gonna go to hell, you're gonna go to hell)

You really were c*nt.
You really were a b*tch.
And I'm here to remind you,
you'll wind up in a ditch.

(keyboard solo)

(You're gonna go to hell, you're gonna go to hell)

You're really gonna pay
for being such a whore.
I never will forgive you
and neither will THE LORD.

(You're gonna go to hell, you're gonna go to hell)

Satan's gonna meet you.
Satan's gonna greet you.
Satan's gonna cook you.
Satan's gonna eat you.

[MC Eric B]

A Friendly Reminder - By MC Eric B
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Are you feeling sad?
is everything a mess?
does your head take a pounding
from the constant stress?

Where there used to be hope
is now a sea of despair
you were once born to run
now your living on a prayer

So when your spirit's down
and you've run out of luck
the shit's piled so high
you no longer give a fuck

As you work your way through
the cosmic meat grinder
consider this song
a little friendly reminder

Chorus
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Try to laugh
Try to smile
just forget about life for a while

forgive and forget
feel love and not hate
keep your dreams alive
and make your own fate

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I know it's cliche
but stop and smell the roses
go play in the gardens
drink straight from the hoses

You can walk through your life
always following the crowd
or choose your own path
and hold your head up proud

Don't let the energy vampires
drain your body and soul
flush them out of your life
and take back the control

Time will always heal
the pain you feel inside
give thanks for what you have
and enjoy the ride

Chorus
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Try to laugh
Try to smile
just forget about life for a while

forgive and forget
life is too short for hate
once you find inner peace
you can make your own fate

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[voh]

Another happy tale of insanity. But hey, it has an oldgame reference ^_^

A Friendly Reminder - by voh
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Here's a friendly reminder.
Of the promises you made so long ago.
That you'd, look upon me today, and
decide, whether or not still to hate me.

'Cause I know, it's been so long ago
that I messed up, and I won't forget it.
I backed the car up, and stopped dead in my tracks.

You should have kept your dog on a leash.

Here's a friendly reminder.
Do you, remember who cleaned it all up?
Picking up little Foofoo's carcass,
throwing him away in your waste bin.

'Cause I know, it's been so long ago
that I messed up, when I threw him away.
I never thought to ask you then and there.

If you wanted him to have a nice burial
or if you just wanted it all to go away.
Then you looked at me as if I was a monster
and asked, just please, go away.

Here's an unfriendly reminder.
Your deadline, has almost come to an end.
If you don't forgive me right now,
your little Timmy is fucking dead.

'Cause I know, it's been so long ago
that I messed up, but it won't happen again.
This time it's not your dog, it's your son
and I won't regret it this time.

No regrets this time around.
Hah! I can't imagine regretting.
I don't think i have emotions left.
God, why won't it stop hurting?
God (god), why (why) won't it stop (won't it stop) hurting (hurting)?
I'm bobbin threadbare, are you my mother?

I won't regret, killing timmy all dead.
I won't regret it at all.

[Paco Del Stinko]

A Friendly Reminder - Paco del Stinko
Bold: Lyrics by Minty Handy, picked from his public scrap heap.

A string on your finger
That says "if I linger
it's only because I've been true"
A note in your pocket
Be careful don't drop it
You might forget what to do

A friendly reminder
That I'm watching you

My little collection
Of every transgression
Remains my possession of note
And though I've been tracking
Your quality's lacking
I know that I'm in the same boat

A friendly reminder
That I'm watching you
Try to be kinder
I've got a binder on you

I threw a brick through your window
To tell you that I was outside
You shouldn't have lied to me

A friendly reminder
That I'm watching you

[Lord of Oats]

I wrote to you, you wrote me back
You didn't like what I had to say
I hammered a rejoinder out
within a couple of days

It was just a friendly reminder
Why'd you have to get so mad?
You cut me into pieces, and ran me through the grinder
And it feels kind of bad

The days went by, like molasses that's cold
All that I had to say, had already been told
It felt so unfair, just sitting there, with no idea what to do
Wearing a blank stare, just me and my chair, could I ever make it up to you?

It was just a friendly reminder
Why did you get so upset?
You gave me sight, then you made me blinder
It's something I just don't get

Please tell me why



It was just a friendly reminder
A misunderstanding drove it out of whack
I was out of line, but you could have been kinder
But, either way, it really feels good to be back

[veGetar Ianra Ge]

I seen a black boy
in a white town
showin' white girls
how to get down.
Show them all your moves, boy
I know you feel them watching you?

I seen black girl
in a white town
showin' white boys
how to get down.
Show 'em how you groove, girl
you're infectious!

Close your eyes
slide side to side
you ladies look so good
the boys can't decide.
So jump on in
it's sink or swim
these days are numbered
so play to win!

Close your eyes
slide side to side
dance real close
enjoy the ride.
This ticking clock
won't be denied.
Just a friendly reminder
we're all gonna die!

[Ross]

A Friendly Reminder
by Ross Durand

I thought I'd better call, just in case you forgot
And maybe you're at home and you're just screening your calls
And maybe you're not
But either way I know when you hear this
You're gonna get on the ball
Cause you went out with my sister just the other night.
She says you said that you'd call

And don't forget that I know where you live and I know what kind of car you drive
I know what park you go to when you're walkin your dog
And I know you go our drinkin at that skanky dive
Mayb eyou just lost the number, and you're meaning to call
Or maybe you're not
So I thought I'd better give you a call
Just in case you forgot

You seem like a pretty good guy, that's why I hooked you up
But if you're gonna take advantage of my little sis
I guess that's pretty fucked up
I could be wrong and I hope that I am
I guess that's why I called
But I gotta admit you know I'm starting to doubt
If you had any intent of calling at all

And don't forget that I know where you live and I know what kind of car you drive
I know what park you go to when you're walkin your dog
And I know you go our drinkin at that skanky dive
Maybe you just lost the number, and you're meaning to call
Or maybe you're not
So I thought I'd better give you a call
Just in case you forgot

I know where you live
I know your ride
And I'm sittin out back
At that skanky dive
And my sister's at home
And maybe you're not
So I thought I'd call
Just in case you forgot