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Postal: The Movie hits theatres on that day, and I AM STOKED. I loved the video game (well, actually Postal 2, not the first one), and the trailers look hilarious. This is exactly the kind of movie that I love.

Dear god, wtf.

uhhh

That doesn't even look bad in a good kind of way.

wow.

"Return to Sender" comes to mind...

Is this another "Americans just don't get irony" moment?

Only 20 virgins? Screw that, let's go to the Bahamas.

That's more like it.

Uwe Boll can't even pronounce the word "irony", much less produce something that qualifies as it. All his bad movies are bad in earnest.

Yeah, but this may be his masterpiece. I don't think he's done comedy before, has he? And I think he could pronounce 'irony', it would sound like AHH-OO-NEE though

Sven wrote:Is this another "Americans just don't get irony" moment?

American's (at least some of us) get irony. It's just that some of us also enjoy purpose behind a movie (other than destroy shit and show nudity or something).

Billy's Little Trip wrote:Only 20 virgins? Screw that, let's go to the Bahamas.

Weird, I was listening to The Dead Milkmen's Bitchin' Camero right as I was scrolling over your post. THE EXACT MOMENT he says that his parents drove it up from The Bahamas. I saw and heard the word at the same time. (and I wasn't on some travel site, I was right here)

<i>
other dude: your'e kidding!
dude: Yeah I must be, the Bahamas are an island.
</i>

I'm much more excited for Bloodrayne 2. I'm also a fucking idiot.

Hoblit wrote:

Billy's Little Trip wrote:Only 20 virgins? Screw that, let's go to the Bahamas.

Weird, I was listening to The Dead Milkmen's Bitchin' Camero right as I was scrolling over your post. THE EXACT MOMENT he says that his parents drove it up from The Bahamas. I saw and heard the word at the same time. (and I wasn't on some travel site, I was right here)

<i>
other dude: your'e kidding!
dude: Yeah I must be, the Bahamas are an island.
</i>

Trip

Aww, for crap's sake.

Apparently, the release date has been pushed back to February 2008. I'll have a fuckin' torrent of it by then.. I see this as the movie industry intentionally killing a film.

Sometimes things just die on their own.

And sometimes they're stillborn.

I blame fetal alcohol syndrome.

I do love me some stupid funny movies. Sign me up for opening night.

I did in fact find a torrent of the DVD Screener. It's in German though. Not gonna learn German just to watch this movie early. And free.

By the way Sven, your title "Mark & Brian" is a popular morning radio duo here in So Cali. Just thought you should know....for some lame ass reason. 8)
...but I like your new dots over your "A", makes you seem so euro'eee.

Please, BLT, we're trying to discuss some shitty ass movie here.

Carry on

Well, that was ridiculous. Uwe Boll couldn't even *rent* theatres in North America to play his film. I think it played in 4 theatres nationwide. This means of course that it's completely awesome, and I will even buy the DVD if I have to to see it.