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Cheer Up Shelley
caravanray

You’ve had your moment, yeah you’ve had your day
There’s plenty more girlies want a piece of Ray
Get on your bike, don’t slam the door
It’s over baby, you don’t get no more

No need to holler, no need to wail
You weren’t such a bad little piece of tail
I’m sure you’ll find another man someday
I told all my friends where all your talents lay

Cheer up Shelley but get out of my life
I only wanted some fun I never wanted a wife, oh no

You know there’s a lot more fish in the sea
You’ve been cleaned and gutted, now your finished for me
You know first hand I’m a gift from God
Now I’m going out fishing, give me back my rod

Find a hobby or take a cruise
Try pills, dope, smack, religion or booze
You gotta get me right out of your head
Just like I kicked you out of my bed

Cheer up Shelley but get out of my life
I only wanted some fun I never wanted a wife, oh no

Get over it please, give it a rest
I don’t want to hear you get it off you chest
I never should have started up with you
This happened when I screwed your sister too.

Cheer up Shelley but get out of my life
I only wanted some fun I never wanted a wife, oh no

Chuck the Bear - Cheer Up Shelley

Cheer up Shelley
It could be worse, you know
You could be <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20020920">dead</a> for the <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... ">third</a> time

Go on, tell me
Silly <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... stories</a> of the Man-o-wars
and how they planned the <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... 3">perfect crime</a>


As you explain
I stay entertained


Cheer up Shelley
It's not so bad you know
An airplane could <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... 3">destroy your car</a> again

<a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... >Videos</a> and <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... ">jelly</a>
don't mix together well
You discovered this firsthand


<a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... 21018">Top 1% of your class
on an average of personality and ass</a>

(CHORUS)

<a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... 31208">Are you sick of being known as classy?</a>
Are you out to <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... ">prove</a> <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... someone</a> <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... >wrong?</a>
I don't know what it is
that's bringing on this hurt
but you've been through worse

(Melodica Solo)


Cheer up, Shelley
Look at it this way
At least you're <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... 29">not</a> a <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... >zombie</a> <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... anymore</a>


Percy's wealthy
He's in the import/export business
and of <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... >lesser</a> <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?d ... 6">mind</a> than years before


Do you feel stomach pain
when someone mentions brains

(Chorus)

Cheer Up Shelley - by roymond

words - what do they know?
words - where do they go?
it seems like almost
two minutes ago
i had a kazoo in my pocket
i took no pictures
it's not documented
but here i am talking about it

there's lots you don't know
more than they'll ever show
so cheer up shelley
though we'll never get there
we'll keep trying ever after
there may be no answer
even that's not failing
to rise above all of their laughter

so cheer up shelley
though we'll never get there
we'll keep trying ever after

Cheer Up Shelley by Squirrel Damage
Music by Tony Asbestos
Words by Desmond Child

Your boyfriend left, he went away
You're stuck at home, but feeling grey
The telephone, stuck to your ear
He's saying things you cannot hear

You're mixed up like a metaphor
Each time you speak the feelings pour
To slippery to get a grip
You try to walk but only trip

Now you're looking like a racoon
Your mascara didn't last past noon
Never seen this side before
Cheer up Shelley gonna be OK
And Shelley when you make my day
I'll save a space for you

Forget about the things he said
So grit your teeth and leave your bed
You know what's right, you know what's wrong
Get better soon, it won't be long