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I Want To Get On It - by Paco del Stinko

When I see a trampoline I want to boing boing boing
I love that roller coaster feeling down inside my loins
I'm thrilled like on a happy pill between the up and down
Joy exceeds anticipation of when I'm on the ground

I can never stop it
When I want to get on it
Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh

When I'm standing on the beach and I hear a mighty crash
I see the next wave coming and I'm right off in a flash
I lose my shoes so fast I bruise as I dash across the shore
No shirt or pants or underwear a nude surf with no board

Oh - don't take it away, it means so much to me to play

When I spy a rocket ship shining in the sun
I'll know just where I'm going to on my final run
I'm on my back and the right track as the countdown starts at ten
I smile and cry and say goodbye cuz I won't be back again

I want to get on it
by WreckdoM

Pink Pig Peach Fuzz Beach Ball Baby Bonnett
I want to get on it
Hot Lead Exhaust Fan Sizzle Sausage Frying Pan
I want to get on it
Qualude Interlude Billy Goat Innertube
I want to get on it
Kung Pao Fat Cow Thick Brown Ground Round
I want to get on it
Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up,
I want to get on it
Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up,
I want to get on it
I want to get on it

Big Gut Lard Butt Wide Strut Deep Cut
I want to get on it
Sweet Juice Mother Goose Let Loose Red Caboose
I want to get on it
Marmalade Parade CinnabonMayonaise
I want to get on it
Numb Struck Dumb Luck Slow Poke Pick Up Truck
I want to get on it
Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up,
I want to get on it
Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up,
I want to get on it
Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up,
I want to get on it
Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up,
I want to get on it
Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up,
I want to get on it
Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up, Let me get it up,
I want to get on it

I Want To Get On It (This Christmas Time)
by Johnny Cashpoint

Everywhere Die Tannenbaum have sprung up decked with plastic holly
Kringle’s waging Liebensraum - it’s one less reason to be jolly
Scrooges of the world unite now, let’s skip Jesus’ office party
Flee the Goodwill witch-hunt, it's a sight to frighten Joe McCarthy

‘Cos Noel’s a sordid business that we’ve choked on since October
I say why not forfeit Christmas while we’re all still thin and sober?

Is there flight to foreign climes where Santa’s visa’s been declined
On grounds of taste? Then on I’ll climb – I want to get on it this Christmas time

Scree of noise as white as snow, this panoply of Christmas cheer
Silent night would be most welcome, Sound of Music to my ears
If we did a sneaky runner, don’t think anyone would miss us
Had enough of chocolate drummers, don’t let Christmas ruin your Christmas

Legs spread wide like Abi Titmus, Yuletide she‘s a pro, and
Therefore easy to dismiss as just another ho ho ho

Is there flight to foreign climes where Santa’s visa’s been declined
On grounds of taste? Then on I’ll climb - I want to get on it this Christmas time
If there’s not another way - yes, let’s mug Santa, nick his sleigh
Want to get on it and fly away, not come back to New Year’s Day

See, my soul, it’s been corrupted by disease, turned dark Obsidian
STD transmitted seasonally, like Number One by Rhydian

I Want To Get On It

By Steve Durand

They have the nerve to call this place a luxury resort
I've been around enough to know it's nothing of the sort
It takes a full five minutes for the water to get hot
I won't waste another minute in this god forsaken spot

And now it looks like I'll get a reprieve
The shuttle to the airport is just about to leave
Before the staff has time to ask if I enjoyed my stay
I shout out to the driver before he pulls away

Espera para mi (wait for me)
I want to get on it
Espera para mi
I want to get on it
Espera para mi
I want to get on it
Espera para mi
I want to get on it

The trip out to the airport lasted an eternity
An hour and a half to get through security
I can just imagine how enraged I must have looked
When I found out that every single flight was overbooked

I can't stand to be on standby now that I have been paroled
I'll even take a pet container in the cargo hold
It's gotten to the point that I'm so desperate to leave town
I'll run out on the tarmac and flag the pilot down

Espera para mi
I want to get on it
Espera para mi
I want to get on it
Espera para mi
I want to get on it
Espera para mi
I want to get on it

by Boltoph

Sugary, sandy mess
warm roll in it
candy cane, striped and drooling
just a feeling, a sweetness I crave
just an emotional tongue-twister and I'm saved

All i know
is that I want to get on it
take a ride, fade away
through the crystal, blind like we were
and now, it's not so far
just slip away

[Jelly] beans, and [candy] canes
holly and snow
opaque with flakes
maybe more, sugary mess
tongue-twisted, candy whore
all I know
is that I want to get more

I want to get on it
take a trip, disappear
now (or forever) sometime
without going anywhere
I want to get there

Sugar treat
warm roll in it
candy cane, sugar cookie
well, you know
tongue-sweet candy soul
sugar treat is what it takes to make me whole

so get on it...