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The Last Year by MC Paul Denyer

Hey Tim, I thought you should know
That since you've been gone I've been fucking your ho
Sometimes in your bed, sometimes in my bed
Sometimes in the flower bed by the garden shed
I want to tell you that I plan to treat her right
I plan to treat her right all night if you smell what I'm cooking
Sorry Tim but she's so good looking
That I stuck my willy in the first moment that you weren't looking
It all started at your funeral
I was staring at her breasts in that black dress
Tim, you weren't even cold
But they were two hot tits that I wanted to hold
So I consoled her, then I moved in
I comforted her with my uncomfortable dingaling
She felt sad and I felt bad
But then I felt her titties and assured myself you wouldn't be mad

In the last year since you died I've been fucking your bride
Hey eventually she had to fuck somebody else
So since you're deceased I've got myself a piece
And they're the best two breasts that my hands have ever felt

The last year's been good like the Goodyear blimp
We ate some chicken and some turkey and some shrimp
We celebrated your birthday
The same way we celebrate Friday through Thursday
With some sexual activity
I know if she had to be with somebody you'd want her with me
If you could, I'm sure you would have put her in your will
So I know I didn't take your pie from your window sill
It's not disrespecting your memory
When I'm on the couch inspecting her mammaries
So don't be mad at me, she's better off
Without me she'd be with David Hasselhoff
And David Hasselhoff is a fat sweaty fool
So be glad when you see us getting naked in a swimming pool
Before I go, one more thing
Thanks for dying and leaving her to me, Tim

In the last year since you died I've been fucking your bride
Hey eventually she had to fuck somebody else
So since you're deceased I've got myself a piece
And they're the best two breasts that my hands have ever felt

<b>The Last year</b>
<i> - Andre was here at midnight</i>

There’s a lot of people talking about,
Visiting the sun,
Seeing Eye to eye,
Kissing on the lips,
And saying goodbye

I don’t know where I fit anymore, I think I’ll
Go join them too
I think I need a tan,
I need to get away, even if it burns me alive

And this could be the last year I’ll see you again
My friend , my friend my friend.

Remember when you tripped and I laugh
Well you should look where you walk
The sky will always be there, to hear you say
Am falling, am falling and I can’t get up

I know it’s my choice and it’s hard
To leave this quiet town of mine
To go visit the sun
To go try and find a new home
And never come back

And this could be the last year I’ll see you again
My friends , my friends my friends.

The Last Year - By Andrew Reist

Take me aside
Tell me what's going on
I guess that's one way to break the ice
Yeah
Lalalalalalala

You're breaking down
Trouble standing on the ground
I guess that's one way to break the ice
Yeah
Lalalalalalala

Now I'm not one for words
Or lengthy drawn out goodbyes
And I didn't know what to say to you when you said what you said tonight
And I wish I wasn't the only one
In whom you can confide
Cause it's hard to be the one to know it's the last year you'll be alive

You're sliding down
Be careful not to drown
I guess that's one way to break the ice
Yeah
Lalalalalalala

You're leaving now
What do you want to say before you go?
I guess that three words would suffice
Yeah
Lalalalalalala

Now I'm not one for words
Or lengthy drawn out goodbyes
And I didn't know what to say to you when you said what you said tonight
And I wish I wasn't the only one
In whom you can confide
Cause it's hard to be the one to know it's the last year you'll be alive

Come back come back won't you just
Come back come back won't you just
Come back come back won't you just
Leave things the way they are

Come back come back won't you just
Come back come back won't you just
Come back come back won't you just
Leave things the way they are

Now I'm not one for words
Or lengthy drawn out goodbyes
And I didn't know what to say to you when you said what you said tonight
And I wish I wasn't the only one
In whom you can confide
Cause it's hard to be the one to know it's the last year you'll be alive

The Last Year
by Ross Durand

No one saw it coming
At least that what’s they said
But all they had to do was turn their head

Cause the dogs had started barking
And the horses had broke free
And steam and smoke were rising from the sea

There were fathers holding daughters
And mothers holding sons
Cause no one knew that this year would be the one


Well the walls fell in around us
And some fled for the sky
I guess we all knew it would come down to “do-or-die”

There was flooding in the streets
And fire all around
And forests fell but noone heard the sound

And regrets were piled stories high
And lakes were filled with words unsaid
Cause noone knew that this year would be the end



And the clocks they kept on turning
And the water still did run
And ashes turned to dust and on and on

And the hands have all been folded
And the dice have all been cast
There was know way of knowing which year would be the last

And before us there is nothing
But before our eyes the past
Who knew that this year would be the last

The Last Year

By Steve Durand

Time now to contemplate
The year that's come and gone
And ponder why I'm at this
New Year's party all alone

Our new year's resolution
To each other we'd be true
Was shattered when I think back
On the last year in review

Each letter you wrote
Kept my spirits afloat
And said what I wanted to hear
But while I was away
You saw him every day
That's 365 lies a year

Now I sit here cryin'
To the strains of Auld Lang Syne
The past year I've been a fool
So it's the last year for me and you