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welcome to the trailer
come on and step inside
we really packed in tight
cause it ain't no double wide
it's a mobile home house party
and there ain't no room to hide

can't swing a dead cat in here!
can't swing a dead cat in here!
can't swing a dead cat in here!
can't swing a dead cat in here!

ain't got no air conditioner
ain't got no central heat
got holes in the floor yall
so watch where you put your feet
it's a mobile home house party
at the dead end of the street

can't swing a dead cat in here!
can't swing a dead cat in here!
can't swing a dead cat in here!
can't swing a dead cat in here!

we got the music pumpin
come on and shake your butt
but I feel the trailer jumpin
so don't you shake too much
or the mobile home house party
is gonna self destruct.

can't swing a dead cat in here!
can't swing a dead cat in here!
can't swing a dead cat in here!
can't swing a dead cat in here!

I'm not writing music for this, but here it is for the enjoyment of all:

Mobile Home House Party

<<Come out to my house and let's play a game>>

CHORUS
It's a mobile home....House party
mobile home....House party

VERSE 1
so ignore the approaches,
of my friends the roaches
they only come around
when it's time to get down

Those bugs can really move
so why don't you follow suit
and grab yourself a beer
and get to partying up in here

CHORUS x2

VERSE 2
despite holes in the floor
and the broken bathroom door
and the low low ceilings
I've still got a feeling

That this party's bumpin' hard
and it's filling up my yard
so show me what you've got
and chase down this Jager shot

CHORUS x2

<<breakdown>>

CHORUS x4

<<stupid>>

Mobile Home House Party
by WreckdoM

I'm gonna dance with my shirt off up on the coffee table
I'm gonna rub baked beans all on my naked belly
I'm gonna do a handstand on top of the beer keg
Come on up next to me and we'll jiggle like jelly
Now everybody stand back when they see my asscrack
But don't get mad cause that's the way that I am
At the House Party in my Trailer
We get it on Mutha Fucka, Get it On
At the House Party in my Trailer
We get it on Mutha Fucka, Get it On
We gonna shake it til it falls off the bricks
We gonna shake it til it falls off the bricks
We gonna shake it til it falls off the bricks
Get it on Mutha Fucka, Get it On
At the House Party in my Trailer
We get it on Mutha Fucka, Get it On
At the House Party in my Trailer
We get it on Mutha Fucka, Get it On
I'm gonna wrestle a lawnchair and eat some firecrackers
Make more of a mess than you can clean with a napkin
Get my rocks off and piss off the neighbors
When my trailer falls apart we'll just set it on fire
At the House Party in my Trailer
We get it on Mutha Fucka, Get it On
At the House Party in my Trailer
We get it on Mutha Fucka, Get it On
I'm so drunk I'm seein' unicorns fuck
Pine cones are dancing and the toilet can talk
I'm so drunk I'm seein' unicorns fuck
Pine cones are dancing and the toilet can talk
At the House Party in my Trailer
We get it on Mutha Fucka, Get it On
At the House Party in my Trailer
We get it on Mutha Fucka, Get it On
Shake it

Here's my idea: let's find ourselves
A bunch of washed-up rappers
Whose bling is all in hock because
Their careers are in the crapper.
We'll move them to a trailer park
Somewhere in Geezertown.
We'll buy them all big stereos
And we'll see how late the party goes
Before someone calls the cops to shut 'em down.

Television tells me
This is reality;
Since the writers went on strike
There just ain't too much to see,
And "Mobile Home House Party"
Started sounding interesting to me...

Here's what we'll do: we'll pick a few
Retirees at random
And when the second round begins
We'll give each one a handgun.
We'll turn the music up until it's
Rattling their trailers.
And if the noise goes on past eight
We'll see who they eliminate,
And if the cops show up, we'll bring the lawyers.

(chorus) Started sounding pretty good to me...

Here come the crack dealers
Here come the pimps and whores
Let's laugh at the retirees
Behind their trailer doors.

Round three will be for parking spots -
Buicks vs. Beemers.
Round four will be the drive bys -
That's a tough break for the seniors.
In the semis, we'll learn who can handle
Geritol and meth.
And in the final round we'll see
Whether East Coast - West Coast rivalry
Or clogged arteries is the quickest way to sudden death.

(chorus) Started sounding like a great big hit to me.