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Yeah, I mean, for general use.

well, this is silly polls after all. wuz up d00d?

Hey look, it's Phil.

Medium, to show off my impressive pecs.

i have no idea if your part of the worlds large is equal to our part of the worlds large, but I go large. To cover the paunch.

I wear an XL. Do you want our mailing addresses now? I can't wait for my new Abom tee-shirt!

Medium ... I could go for longer shirts, but every time I buy a large, it's too huge.

Phil. Redmon. wrote:Yeah, I mean, for general use.

Right, I mop up stuff with much smaller shirts.

I like wearing XL T-shirts. Comfort is nice.

Small because I is a girl.

XL.

Reïst wrote:Medium ... I could go for longer shirts, but every time I buy a large, it's too huge.

Ditto. Where are the Euro sizes? I seem to fit better where they don't design around beer bellies.

anti-m wrote:Small because I is a girl.

As if those two things were always synonymous with each other!

Roymond wrote:I seem to fit better where they don't design around beer bellies.

I seem to fit better where they do.

Hoblit wrote:

anti-m wrote:Small because I is a girl.

As if those two things were always synonymous with each other!

Ok small because I is small girl.

Small but tough.

Grrr.

Small, which is not a tight fit on me.

Niveous wrote:XL.

He said shirt, not condom

When I was skinny (see photo fluffy referenced recently. No, I'm not going to link it, have some initiative, people), I used to wear L, even though M would probably fit, just because I wanted to cover up the scrawn. I also wanted to be beefier. It was a big goal in my life. I wanted fat on my eyelids. Really. It was my biggest dream.

Eventually, I got fat on my eyelids. I had to move on to XL and even XXL to achieve the same fit I was used to. Then I found the beer and salad diet, and began losing some weight. I actually hit a point where I was proud of my body, got a tattoo, and started wearing shirts that fit. That's an L. These days, even though I have gained a few of the pounds back, I still go with the L, hoping to embarrass myself into dropping 10 or 20 pounds sometime soon.

SPUD

edit: damn this is one silly poll. so silly I forgot to vote.

I'm friggin' beefy. Or, in Anti-m speak, L because I is beefy man. With biceps like pork roasts.

I'm 6'8", 290. I have no business being anywhere near this poll.

Albatross wrote:I'm 6'8", 290. I have no business being anywhere near this poll.

WTF. Really?

WTF. Dude, that's *ridiculously* tall. And big. Why aren't you playing basketball?

Albatross wrote:I'm 6'8", 290. I have no business being anywhere near this poll.

Just get an XL, cut the sleeves off, cut the neck band off and pierce your navel.

Märk wrote:

Albatross wrote:I'm 6'8", 290. I have no business being anywhere near this poll.

WTF. Really?

Really.

Rabid and Albatross (primitive screwheads) at SpudFest 2006
The guy cannot hope to hide behind a palm tree.