The Song Fight Bulletin Board

I kind of doubt I'll actually have time to do this, but if somebody out there wants to write up some lyrics for one of the current titles but not record a song, I'd like to try to take a whack at recording a song. So if you've got some lyrical inspiration but you're not going to be devastated if a song doesn't get made with your lyrics, let me know. I'm thinking I could maybe make a really simple song. I'd like to try using my new audio interface, and maybe use a few things I have lying around that I don't use very often, like kazoo, toy piano, accordion, melodica, etc.