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That coworker of mine that gave me such fits last week just fucked up my whole morning's work, and half of the redos this afternoon. The worst thing about it: it's probably gonna result in some extra bullshit protocol that better ensures his competency. News flash: it ain't the system, guys.

Anyway, I'm fixing this and then going to a show this evening in Tilton. Hope I can shake this mood before then.

Question Of The Day: Who's got a good joke for me? I've listened to Caravan Ray's 'Pull my finger' link a few times, and it helped for a while. Gimme something to laugh at, yo.

I know you said _good_ joke, but here's one:
Stripcreator comic

In case you haven't seen that, Brad Sucks made this awesome comic creator site. Fun, although many of the people's comics are kinda crass.
-bill

Here's one:
Unfunny Comic

In case you haven't seen that, Spud also made a comic creator site, based on Drew Tetz's comic, unfunny, although many people's comics are kinda crass.

SPUD

These have cheered me up considerably. Which is remarkable, since things have gotten even worse at work. Meh. Who needs 'em? I got comics!

HeuristicsInc wrote:I know you said _good_ joke, but here's one:
Stripcreator comic

In case you haven't seen that, Brad Sucks made this awesome comic creator site. Fun, although many of the people's comics are kinda crass.
-bill

Ha! I forgot all about stripcreator. Here's one of mine:

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/23skidoo/168443

erik wrote: Ha! I forgot all about stripcreator. Here's one of mine:
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/23skidoo/168443

Ha, I guess Hoblit was right; you are a funny guy after all.

qotd:

comics

This is the funniest non-canonical comic I've ever made which isn't some dumb in-joke. It's too long and not very funny.

Well, I guess the one right before it isn't too bad.

Two dumb jokes I came up with all by my lonesome:

Two melons go to Vegas to get hitched. The priest says he can't wed them. The melons ask why. The priest says, "You cantaloupe."

Three musicians and a bass player walk into a bar.

I didn't come up with this one:

Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.

Were those jokes so funny that you laughed yourself to death?

fluffy wrote:qotd:
Three musicians and a bass player walk into a bar.

(in my best Monty Python)

I take offense to this! Some of my closest friends are bass players and they always duck!

(seriously, ouch~!)

YOU take offense? I am probably the inspiration for that joke.

You're not, actually. It was because of a bass player I knew in grad school.

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.

"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac."

"...Meow" purred the masochist.

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
Its going to take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid this morning.

Why did the rubber cross the road?
It got pissed off.