Can you sound like a preacher?

[halen99]

Thanks to all that have shown interest in this project. I'm posting for help here, ultimate band, and craigslist. So far I have 4 tracks about done and they all are so cool!

Here's the deal, I will write a script basically telling a recipe and you'll record it for me. At any rate I will then put music behind it and it will be a recipe song. Weird? Yes, want to help? This is more spoken word however you can be creative as you want. Sing some if you'd like.
I just request a real nice crisp recording with no background noises. thanks.

In this round.. I am looking for someone to take my recipe script and record it as if you were giving a church sermon. I will give a few notes for ideas with this
but you are free to be creative with this!

[signboy]

I'm starting to be a little scared of whatever it is you're cooking up in your mad laboratory.

[Spud]

Mad Dog IS a preacher. He recently married our manager to our bartender. Really.

[HeuristicsInc]

You have an official band bartender? Octothorpe IS cool!
-bill

[Billy's Little Trip]

They should open their bar to the public for getting drunk, live bands and weddings.
Their T-shirt:
Octothorpe Bar and Chapel
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear

or

Octothorpe Bar and Chapel
Having trouble saying I do?
Get liquored up and approach the pew

edit: never mind, the pew is where one sits. Crap, it rolls off the tongue, too.

Octothorpe Bar and Chapel
Where you can tie one on and the knot at the same time

The Velvet Octothorpe Bar and Chapel
Say no on 8 and marry a mate

[roymond]

I did a bad Baptist preacher in my Run Faster. It was fun but perhaps not what you're looking for.

[ujnhunter]

"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots"

[Billy's Little Trip]

"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots"

You're such a tool!





...fan.

[HeuristicsInc]

Crap, it rolls off the tongue, too.

If crap is rolling off your tongue you're doing something wrong.
-bill

[Billy's Little Trip]

Wow Bill, you're full of lame comebacks of late.
I happen to be a fan of this art form.

[BabylonHoruv]

<---- can totally sound like a preacher, if you still need it.