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I got 9, 5, and 8

7/14
10/14
5/10



hmmm... 58% I'll please my dog with a wife toy.... hmmm.... good thing I don't have a dog.

7/14
9/14
7/10

13/14
12/14
7/10

I don't know whether scoring well on this is a good or bad thing.

(To clarify: I guessed on most of them.)

12/14
9/14
8/10

10/14
6/14
10/10

[insert lame "it takes one to know one" joke here]

6/14
9/14
9/10

10/14
9/14
5/10

They said I was in the top 5% in school. They lied.

I love the flowers...

11/14
9/14
7/10

Note that the first one should be friggin' 12 out of 14, because I saw one of those supposed "dog toys" in porn less than 24 hours ago.

Puce wrote:11/14
9/14
7/10

Note that the first one should be friggin' 12 out of 14, because I saw one of those supposed "dog toys" in porn less than 24 hours ago.

so... your porn contains dogtoys.. and doggies I presume?

Sorry... the bestiality reference was just too obvious to ignore.

12/14
13/14
8/10

Woof!


My Dog got:
9/14
7/14
7/10
But he thinks everything is a dog toy.

Mac: I was going to make a similar joke, but I thought it was too easy. Thanks for stepping up to the plate. The toy in question was that green Y-shaped one, and it was being used in quite a novel way. And no, there was no fur present. Feel free to make lowbrow jokes about that statement, too.

Damn Bortwein, you have a hidden talent.

9/14
9/14
7/10

10, 11, 6

11/14 & 12/14 ... i didn't see the third one and i'm too lazy to go look again

11 out of 14
11 out of 14
7 out of 10

**wicked grin**

12/14
10/14
8/10