I was alerted to this delightfully awful site and wasted way too much time reading about other peoples fucked up embarrassing stories. I bet Caravan Ray could submit a few good ones.
"Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much turkey at a family reunion. When I looked around the room over 20 relatives were giving me nasty looks."
"Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog."
"Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, Get him away from me! I had never met this girl."
"Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird ****." FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Wow, this is like PostSecret, but everything is depressing.
I kind of want to take heart in realizing everyone else is suffering, in the same way the speaker does in the last verse of "Message in a Bottle," but then it kind of just reinforces how much my own life sucks. FML.
"81 songs and 569 posts in 4 months. You don't mess around when it comes to messing around." - fluffy
