What should I have for tea?

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:12 pm

i'll get what has the most votes by about 6 hours from now

information:
a hamburger will have beef, lettuce, tomato, cheese, onion, egg and bacon
a souvlaki will have lamb or chicken (but probably lamb), lettuce, tomato, onion, and garlic sauce

i had a hamburger eight days ago but I don't mind having one again
I am open to other suggestions but it has to be something I can get from a fish and chip shop

JonPorobil · Post by **JonPorobil** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:13 pm

Hmm... They both look quite appealing, but if it were me, I'd go for the souvlaki.

Bon apetit!

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:53 pm

Bacon and eggs on a hamburger? Do hamburgers actually have fists with which they punch you directly in the heart over there?

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:18 pm

That's a doner kebab. Souvlakis come on a stick.

Stupid Victorians. Why don't you have a freaking "cantalope*" with some "cheerios**" and a "pot***" of "Carlton****"

* rockmelon
** cocktail frankfurts, (a.k.a little boys)
***schooner
****New

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:19 pm

yes but they are delicious fists. it takes a lot of work to win the title of world's fattest country

Miranda Kerr eats bacon and egg on her hamburgers and she is a famous model, so I don't think it is such a bad idea

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:27 pm

Caravan Ray wrote:That's a doner kebab. Souvlakis come on a stick.

Stupid Victorians. Why don't you have a freaking "cantalope*" with some "cheerios**" and a "pot***" of "Carlton****"

* rockmelon
** cocktail frankfurts, (a.k.a little boys)
***schooner
****New

if I do want these things I'll get them from safeway.
i don't know where a little boy is called a cheerio but it's not victoria.

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:53 pm

Denyer wrote: i don't know where a little boy is called a cheerio but it's not victoria.

errr....no, of course it isn't - it's Queensland (I knew I'd heard it somewhere). What do I know, I'm a New Zilander, all you freaking Australians sound the same to me.

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:34 am

thanks to everyone who voted. it was a unanimous decision in favour of souvlaki. I really enjoyed the souvlaki, I think more than I would have enjoyed a hamburger, so it was the right decision and one I couldn't have made myself.

i also had a battered sav

Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:25 am

Märk wrote:Bacon and eggs on a hamburger?

I didn't see anything wrong with this. Of course, I grew up in Pittsburgh where sandwiches have french fries and cole slaw by default (eggs optional)

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:46 pm

Denyer wrote: i also had a battered sav

That wasn't part of the deal. You have broken your election promise. You have misled us.

And are you sure it was a real battered sav? It wasn't just a dagwood dog that Godwin Grech had pulled the stick out of?

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:16 pm

Why is it that I have to do a google search every time I read one you fucking Aussies' posts? Just call it a goddamned corndog and be done with it!

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:58 pm

Märk wrote:Why is it that I have to do a google search every time I read one you fucking Aussies' posts? Just call it a goddamned corndog and be done with it!

You google searched "battered sav" "dagwood dog" and "Godwin Grech" just to understand that post? Slow day huh?

.....I just googled "corndog"

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:35 pm

You Aussies are also a bunch of perverts!
http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/Popped/1411461