Most Terrible Band Name

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:32 am

Original thread compliments of the great MC Frontalot.

My first contribution:

The Punk Rockets (or just Punk Rocket)

WHAT AN AWFUL BAND NAME

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:51 pm

The Irish Soberman.

One off from Irish Doberman.

Discuss.

Poor June · Post by **Poor June** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:45 pm

worst band names...

Mr. Fancypants and the Satanic Mechanics

(actual local band)

The Internet 2.0 · Post by **The Internet 2.0** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:55 pm

And what about Metallica, that would be a terrible name for a band.

the Jazz · Post by **the Jazz** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:03 am

The Hot Hot Hots (well not a band actually, it's these four or five girls who think they can dance)

Um... any band name where you can tell it's a christian rock band. Like Up On High or something.

Hey, how about the name Yakuza Jack thought up for our high school funk band, The Somerville Love Machine? So bad it's good?

We used it, anyway.

bz£ · Post by **bz£** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:38 am

the Jazz wrote:Hey, how about the name Yakuza Jack thought up for our high school funk band, The Somerville Love Machine? So bad it's good? We used it, anyway.

Any name that ends with "Love Machine" is awesome. It's like that fortune cookie thing: pick any band name, add on "Love Machine" and it's funny.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:45 am

The Charcoal Love Machine

Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:55 am

bzl wrote:pick any band name, add on "Love Machine" and it's funny.

love spit love love machine

rage against the machine love machine

mother love bone love machine

gloria estefan and the miami sound machine love machine

the Jazz · Post by **the Jazz** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:55 pm

No no, you'd have, like, Rage Against The Love Machine.

Dan-O from Five-O · Post by **Dan-O from Five-O** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:45 am

I thought Dan-O from Five-O was pretty crappy (and I don't know why I haven't changed it) until I stumbled across Down With Gender. I mean, can anyone explain that to me? What's wrong with gender? I happen to like the whole male / female thing the way it is. Without gender, males and females would look alike and that just creeps me out.

j$ · Post by j$ » Thu Oct 07, 2004 7:31 am

Dan-O from Five-O wrote:I thought Dan-O from Five-O was pretty crappy (and I don't know why I haven't changed it) until I stumbled across Down With Gender. I mean, can anyone explain that to me? What's wrong with gender? I happen to like the whole male / female thing the way it is. Without gender, males and females would look alike and that just creeps me out.

they've quietened down this past week or so, please don't get 'em started again

Dan-O from Five-O · Post by **Dan-O from Five-O** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 9:42 am

j$ wrote:
Dan-O from Five-O wrote:I thought Dan-O from Five-O was pretty crappy (and I don't know why I haven't changed it) until I stumbled across Down With Gender. I mean, can anyone explain that to me? What's wrong with gender? I happen to like the whole male / female thing the way it is. Without gender, males and females would look alike and that just creeps me out.
they've quietened down this past week or so, please don't get 'em started again

OK, sorry

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:19 pm

the snake the cross the crown. i really like their music. i just hate their name.

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:22 am

Freaky Jesus and the apocolypse three

yes, I already know that there is a band called The Jesus Freaks

Bloody Corn Stalkers (or just The Corn Stalkers)

Sonny and Chair

Security Beach

Lucky Thirteen Year Old

7 rust

Sugar Brain

Kitty Porn

Period

Gravitational Null

DELETED · Post by **DELETED** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:12 pm

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Dan-O from Five-O · Post by **Dan-O from Five-O** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:33 am

MC 3PO. Actually, almost anything starting with MC bothers me.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:52 am

I thought MC3po was a pretty clever name. Can't go wrong with that old Star Trek avatar, either.

Post by jb » Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:27 am

The Love Contraption

Dan-O from Five-O · Post by **Dan-O from Five-O** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:44 am

The Sober Irishman wrote:I thought MC3po was a pretty clever name. Can't go wrong with that old Star Trek avatar, either.

It's definitely more clever than Dan-O from Five-O, but the whole MC thing just seems played to me.

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:37 pm

dan-o from five-o seems like a math problem to me.

Code: Select all

five-o
-dan-o
--------
fetq00

or something. unfortunately there seems to be no natural zero in the a-z math language.
-bill

mikeaitch · Post by **mikeaitch** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:15 pm

Mercury Blue. Their music is great but what a crappy name.

Mogosagatai · Post by **Mogosagatai** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:54 pm

HeuristicsInc wrote:dan-o from five-o seems like a math problem to me.
Code: Select all
five-o
-dan-o
--------
fetq00
or something. unfortunately there seems to be no natural zero in the a-z math language.
-bill

0=26, like in modular group theory.

So, fetqzz?