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Most Terrible Band Name
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:32 am
by Sober
Original thread compliments of the great
MC Frontalot.
My first contribution:
The Punk Rockets (or just Punk Rocket)
WHAT AN AWFUL BAND NAME
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:51 pm
by fluffy
The Irish Soberman.
One off from Irish Doberman.
Discuss.
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:45 pm
by Poor June
worst band names...
Mr. Fancypants and the Satanic Mechanics
(actual local band)
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:55 pm
by The Internet 2.0
And what about Metallica, that would be a terrible name for a band.
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:03 am
by the Jazz
The Hot Hot Hots (well not a band actually, it's these four or five girls who think they can dance)
Um... any band name where you can tell it's a christian rock band. Like
Up On High or something.
Hey, how about the name Yakuza Jack thought up for our high school funk band,
The Somerville Love Machine? So bad it's good?
We used it, anyway.
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:38 am
by bz£
the Jazz wrote:Hey, how about the name Yakuza Jack thought up for our high school funk band,
The Somerville Love Machine? So bad it's good?
We used it, anyway.
Any name that ends with "Love Machine" is awesome. It's like that fortune cookie thing: pick any band name, add on "Love Machine" and it's funny.
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:45 am
by Sober
The Charcoal Love Machine
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:55 am
by Eric Y.
bzl wrote:pick any band name, add on "Love Machine" and it's funny.
love spit love love machine
rage against the machine love machine
mother love bone love machine
gloria estefan and the miami sound machine love machine
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:55 pm
by the Jazz
No no, you'd have, like, Rage Against The Love Machine.
Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:45 am
by Dan-O from Five-O
I thought Dan-O from Five-O was pretty crappy (and I don't know why I haven't changed it) until I stumbled across Down With Gender. I mean, can anyone explain that to me? What's wrong with gender? I happen to like the whole male / female thing the way it is. Without gender, males and females would look alike and that just creeps me out.
Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 7:31 am
by j$
Dan-O from Five-O wrote:I thought Dan-O from Five-O was pretty crappy (and I don't know why I haven't changed it) until I stumbled across Down With Gender. I mean, can anyone explain that to me? What's wrong with gender? I happen to like the whole male / female thing the way it is. Without gender, males and females would look alike and that just creeps me out.
they've quietened down this past week or so, please don't get 'em started again
Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 9:42 am
by Dan-O from Five-O
j$ wrote:Dan-O from Five-O wrote:I thought Dan-O from Five-O was pretty crappy (and I don't know why I haven't changed it) until I stumbled across Down With Gender. I mean, can anyone explain that to me? What's wrong with gender? I happen to like the whole male / female thing the way it is. Without gender, males and females would look alike and that just creeps me out.
they've quietened down this past week or so, please don't get 'em started again
OK, sorry
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:19 pm
by fodroy
the snake the cross the crown. i really like their music. i just hate their name.
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:22 am
by Hoblit
Freaky Jesus and the apocolypse three
yes, I already know that there is a band called The Jesus Freaks
Bloody Corn Stalkers (or just The Corn Stalkers)
Sonny and Chair
Security Beach
Lucky Thirteen Year Old
7 rust
Sugar Brain
Kitty Porn
Period
Gravitational Null
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:12 pm
by DELETED
DELETED
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:33 am
by Dan-O from Five-O
MC 3PO. Actually, almost anything starting with MC bothers me.
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:52 am
by Sober
I thought MC3po was a pretty clever name. Can't go wrong with that old Star Trek avatar, either.
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:27 am
by jb
The Love Contraption
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:44 am
by Dan-O from Five-O
The Sober Irishman wrote:I thought MC3po was a pretty clever name. Can't go wrong with that old Star Trek avatar, either.
It's definitely more clever than Dan-O from Five-O, but the whole MC thing just seems played to me.
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:37 pm
by HeuristicsInc
dan-o from five-o seems like a math problem to me.
or something. unfortunately there seems to be no natural zero in the a-z math language.
-bill
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:15 pm
by mikeaitch
Mercury Blue. Their music is great but what a crappy name.
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:54 pm
by Mogosagatai
HeuristicsInc wrote:dan-o from five-o seems like a math problem to me.
or something. unfortunately there seems to be no natural zero in the a-z math language.
-bill
0=26, like in modular group theory.
So, fetqzz?