The Road to Hana
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:23 pm
I'm not going to record this or write a melody, so here it is for donation if wanted.
The Road to Hana
VERSE 1
surfing on the web
lookin to go somewhere
found a sweet deal
the road to hana on wheels
just one ninty nine
all i gotta do is drive
pack my bags, i'm headin out
good times i'm gunna mount
CHORUS
over the hills and through the traffic
makin my way through the midwest and the rockies, it's fantastic!
spent over two hundred on gas already
on the road to hana, hawaii
VERSE 2
how to cross the ocean?
google has no direction
guess I'll roll up my windows
hold my breath and plug my nose... underwater, here we go!
CHORUS
across the beach and through the waves
makin my way through trenches, sharks, and prehistoric things
what a deal this must be!
on the road to hana, hawaii
BRIDGE
stalled a bit when the motor flooded
right over a volcanic vent as it exploded
it paved me a road to the edge of Maui
leading to the road to hana, hawaii
VERSE 3
happy to be here
now that I'm there
i get to the inn
but I can't check in!
seems the special had expired
before the trip even transpired
sadly, I read the small print
but never got the hint
CHORUS
so back I go through the reverse journey
the trenches and the sharks and the beaches, and the money!
I next expected this mishap of mine
on the road to hana, hawaii
The Road to Hana
VERSE 1
surfing on the web
lookin to go somewhere
found a sweet deal
the road to hana on wheels
just one ninty nine
all i gotta do is drive
pack my bags, i'm headin out
good times i'm gunna mount
CHORUS
over the hills and through the traffic
makin my way through the midwest and the rockies, it's fantastic!
spent over two hundred on gas already
on the road to hana, hawaii
VERSE 2
how to cross the ocean?
google has no direction
guess I'll roll up my windows
hold my breath and plug my nose... underwater, here we go!
CHORUS
across the beach and through the waves
makin my way through trenches, sharks, and prehistoric things
what a deal this must be!
on the road to hana, hawaii
BRIDGE
stalled a bit when the motor flooded
right over a volcanic vent as it exploded
it paved me a road to the edge of Maui
leading to the road to hana, hawaii
VERSE 3
happy to be here
now that I'm there
i get to the inn
but I can't check in!
seems the special had expired
before the trip even transpired
sadly, I read the small print
but never got the hint
CHORUS
so back I go through the reverse journey
the trenches and the sharks and the beaches, and the money!
I next expected this mishap of mine
on the road to hana, hawaii