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I don't wanna know what your status is.
I don't wanna hear the word "relationship".
Please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop!
Please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop!
I don't wanna know about your new boyfriend.
I don't wanna know about your happiness.
Please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop!
Please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop!

Don't you that it could have been me!
Don't you that it should have been me!
I could have been the one that you are talking about!
I should have been the one that you are crazy about!

I don't wanna know the places he takes you.
Don't tell me about the breakfasts that he cooks for you.
Please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop!
Please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop!
It was complicated but it's complicated but it's simple now.
I am gonna wait till you are single now.
Please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop!
Please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop!

Don't you know I could have the one!
Don't you know I should have the one!
I could have been the one that you are talking about!
I should have been the one that you are crazy about!

(solo, out)

Please Stop
Billy's Little Trip featuring The Hoblit
Lead vocal and bass by Chris Hoblit
Backup and Senorita vocals by Beth Hoblit
Rap vocals and guitars by BLT

-verse 1
Exotic dancers are everywhere
Even Tijuana if you dare
But if you make your way down there
You had better just beware

-verse 2
Hiding where the sun don't glare
Honeys lure you to their lair
With promises of something rare
But you're heading for despair

-chorus
Senorita
Please no More
She's a teether
Alto Por Favor
Senorita
Whom I adore
I'm a bleeder
Alto Por Favor

-bridge
Gonna gather up my friends and go south of the border
Loadin' up my La Bomba in complete disorder
Goin' out where the wind blows hotter than sin
Chihuahuas in my tacos and tequila in my grin
Burnin' up my money with no concern
Gonna tip the bottle till I'm drinkin' the worm
Livin' everyday like it's gonna be the last
Tell my mother that I lover her if I never come back

-verse 3
There is no way to prepare
No amount of hope or prayer
Don't even try to pull their hair
Or the more likely it will tear

-chorus
Senorita
Please no More
She's a teether
Alto Por Favor
Senorita
Whom I adore
I'm a bleeder
Alto Por Favor

Song Fight Song 105
Please Stop

I knew a silly boy named Billy, always running around, always making a fuss
Jumping in the leaves and playing in the street, no one was sure if he ever saw that bus
Now “Closed-Casket” Billy could have been 35 if he’d’ve listened to what his parents and teachers said
But instead, the street was red, a dog was picking the brains out of his crushed head
Kids, don’t be Billy
Listen to all these silly words, please
Stop, look, and listen before you cross the street
Stop, look both directions before you cross over
You might cross over a different way

Suzy was a dish, and "probably a fish in another life" is what her momma would say
It was the 4th of July, food was flying, after BBQ and pie, Suzy went down to the lake
Hours passed, she never came back, parents grabbed flashlights and went on ahead
They found her bloated, face-down and floating underwater, tangled in a seaweed bed
Kids, don’t be Suzy
Listen to all these silly words, please
Stop, wait for an hour, to swim after a meal
Stop, just do something for awhile
You could get a leg cramp and die in a watery grave

Now, my last story is just about as gory as the other two, it’s one I have to tell
Little boy Bernie went to bed early, woke up to his own literal hell
The house caught fire from a frayed wire, Bernie threw open his door to get away
But the fire was there and it didn’t care, in fact, it rather loved his polyester PJs
Kids, don’t Bernie
I hope you can learnie something here, please
Stop, drop, and roll around if you catch on fire
Stop, feel each door before you pass though it
You could be passing a different way

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