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As per request, here are the lyrics to my version of Laugh Riot. They were originally about abortion, but I decided that with the title Laugh Riot, using that theme would probably send me straight to hell, so I made it a love song. I'm glad that some of you guys like it....so here they are:

I met a girl who likes to make herself cry
Just so I can help her make her cheeks dry
I've waited over 20 years
just to capture all her tears
and assure everything is allright

So my girl and I were heading down to Austin
To see a friend we used to know from Boston
he's the one who helped us meet.
we made fun of his webbed feet,
laughed a riot all the way to Charleston

Though the times I love most are when we're laughing
She even finds it funny that I can't sing
It's a riot when we laugh out loud
nothing more would make me proud
than to see her finger wearing my ring

when we're laughing

Loyalty Day's Laugh Riot

All the things you say
I've had it up to here
Keep it to yourself
Let me make it clear

chorus:
You're not a laugh riot
Just a child with a voice
That I would rather not hear
If I had a choice
I'd make you disappear
And enjoy the quiet

Your personal opinion
Means nothing to me
I don't care who you are
And I don't know your scene

[chorus]

If you want to keep
A shred of dignity
Next time hold your tongue
And think before you speak

[chorus]