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I'm Eating a Wasp (part 1)
noah mclaughlin

i am eating a wasp
i am swallowing my pride
i am stinging from a loss
i am taken for a ride

the girl who played with fire
should have never been left near the matches
the girl who stole my heart
should have kept it soft on a pillow

how long have i known you?
why didn't i see this coming?

you are making me whole
you are soothing all my wounds
you are patching up my soul
you are changing my tune

the man who played with fire
he will always come and burn all his bridges
the man who lost his heart
will always keep it out - yours for the taking

how long have i known you?
why didn't i see this coming?

i was eating a wasp (you are making me whole)
i was swallowing my pride (soothing all my wounds)
i was stinging from a loss (you are patching my soul)
i was taken for a ride

you are making me whole (i was eating a wasp)
you are soothing all my wounds (swallowing my pride)
you are patching up my soul (stinging from a loss)
you are changing my tune

how long have i known you?

Sarah was a good girl
Always was
Don't do drugs
Sarah was a good girl
Knows her psalms
Just like her moms
Then she went to college
To find her husband there
Then she got so lonely
And let down her hair
Now I'm eating a wasp
I get stung on the tongue
Daddy was an Anglo
Mommy was a Saxon
Learned to dance the tango
Just like Michael Jackson
Now she let's her hair down
Dancing all around
Now I'm eating a wasp
I get stung on the tongue

I'm Eating A WASP
by The Real Sign



Me and my girlfriend
had a good life but wanted more
Moved up from Paupua New Guinea
All the way to New York

It should be a good time
drinking wine and eating caviar
but thoughts of the food back home
are never very far


CHORUS

She's eating a pizza pop
I'm eating a wasp
An anglo saxon long pig
They say its wrong but I just can't stop
It tastes so good
It tastes so fine
Like momma used to make
Goes well with red wine



We left the tribal life
For the North American way
Girlfriend took it pretty well
But I miss it every day

Never had to go
to the corner store before
Used to just step outside
to find the dinner I was looking for



CHORUS
She's eating a pizza pop
I'm eating a wasp
An anglo saxon long pig
They say its wrong but I can't stop

It tastes so good
nom nom nom nom nom
It tastes so fine
Nom nom nom nom nom
Like momma used to make
nom nom nom nom
Goes well with red wine



BRIDGE

I tried to find it at the butchers shop
they made a funny face and called the cops
Guess I still gotta go and hunt
my own
Every time I bring some back
the girlfriend just *gives me flack
Reminds me again that "when
in Rome"



You know how momma makes it....always the best
askin me if I want leg ...or I want breast......heh
That's it.....so finger lickin good....

nom nom nom...

Intro:
T: Hey Pete
P: Hey Tim
T: You were looking for me? did you want something?
P: Yeah. I dare you to eat this.
T: What... that? a wasp?
P: Yeah. Twenty bucks if you eat it now.
T: Umm

V1:

come one, come all, you wanna see what's going down
got a bad plan and it's not a dare without a crowd
I'm gonna eat a wasp, and you're gonna wanna see
and it's gonna really suck, so all eyes on me
k, get it started, fetch the soon to be departed
hymenoptera apocrita's got a body that's three parted
get a good seat, cause the feat will soon be done
and Pete, get your wallet, cause when it's over I'll have won
Take, if you will, the wasp, note that it's got,
two pairs of wings and a sting that's not
super inviting, and mandibles for biting,
it's gonna go down fighting
let this bugger go, and it'll go to town
so make it twenty and a drink, gotta wash this down
careful no one blink, look away and miss the fun
*bzz* *chomp* *OW* *gulp* *clear throat* ... Done.

C
I am eating a wasp
and I don't know how much it will hurt
but I know how much it cost
part one, of my three step plan
first eat insects for money
dares prove that I'm the man

V2:
wow, ow-this-hurts bad like you wouldn't know!
but wait, this is rad, think it's helping with my flow
wasn't 'sposed to like it, but now I'm spittin' stingers
my lyrics leave a welt- raised and red, burning lingers
I'm in a weird state, from this venomous defense
but it's such a welcome change and it's totally intense
not on the fence here - this is excellent my friend
plus plus plus five stars, would reccommend
you wanna spit hornets? you really oughtta try
and if you don't have allergies, you probably will not die
but you can try it anyway, even if you do
grab an epi-pen, a wasp, and get ready to chew
don't sweat the flavor, you can always add spice
but I maintain for the record: they're already pretty nice
so go and grab a wasp and make sure that it's alive
you're trying for a sting so get it fresh from the hive

C

V3:
(Pete) "OW ..... that sucked" well yeah, it's pretty dumb
but I didn't think you'd do it if it didn't sound fun
I took a bad dare, wasn't gonna get played
unless you played along and I was gonna get paid
I can see you're upset, I've got a sense for these things
and I'm sure this reversal, well... it kinda stings
but don't pout so much, don't look so down,
it's good to know what goes around comes around

C
Out

When my mother died, the will it left her wealth to animal hospice -
That was my inheritance, I sense my dead mum was taking the piss
So I'll teach the birds and bees a lesson not to fuck with guys like me.
They will learn their fate is on my plate 'cos daddy's here and he's hungry.

I'm eating a wasp, a big old wasp ...

Well, revenge is best served cold or so I'm told so that is what I'll do
Cos not only will I be appeased, but raw food diet's good for you.
I am like a Reverse Noah, nature hater, now its time has come -
I will munch my way through the whole animal kingdom before I'm done

I'm eating a Zebra, I'm eating a yak, just to make sure they're really X-tinct
I'm eating a Wasp, and a vulture and a uromastyx lizard, Tiger,
spider, rat and Quoll, a Possum, otter and a narwhale,
and a manatee for my tea
I'm eating a Leopard, Kiwi, jaguar and iguana,hegdehog, Grizzly
Bear, a finch and eagle, dingo, camel, bandicoot, and aadvark
for my just desserts

You ask who is the real animal? It matters not at all,my friend!
As for indigestion, I'll eat first and ask such questions at the end.
It's survival of the fittest, actually the fattest, pound for pound;
Stand atop the food chain, keep on eating 'til my feet touch empty ground

Don't work ahead (optional challenge)
heine

don't work ahead
'cause much too soon you might lose your head
don't work ahead
so let's better get back to bed

so much to do in so little time
just about 25'000 days
too much fighting and much less loving
should this be our final fate?

help me - before I go down
take that mirror away
help me - because I hardly
recognize myself today

so much to dream and so little peace
should we take this for granted?
let's stick together, just be my glue
confidence is all I wanted

chthXchthXchthX - I'm Eating a Wasp (Part 1) [Ujn Hunter & R. Mosquito]

Bite
Down
Danger
Confusion
Thrill
Indifference

EAT THE WASP NEST

Pain
I missed you
Tongue
The conversation

Wasp by wasp I'm

DRINKING THE POISON IN
DRINKING THE POISON IN

I don't have the patience
I don't fuckin' think so
I ain't got the mindset

SUICIDE IS TASTELESS
Wasp nest CLOSED
In my true LOVE'S HAND
His timeless END, YEAH

THROAT IS CLOSING UP
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THROAT IS CLOSING UP
THROAT IS CLOSING UP
THROAT IS CLOSING SHUT